Up In Smoke
“I beeped! I beeped! Take me away! Take me back to Russia! Put me in irons! I beeped! The mad beeper is loose! Take away the beeper! Take me away!”
High Anxiety
BTW, I was thinking of Working Girl for my quote, so buddha_david was correct.
In play:
“Now that we’ve seen the last of Dracula, the Wolf Man, and the Monster, there’s nobody to frighten us anymore.”
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.
“Aziz, LIGHT!”
The Fifth Element
“You say you hate Washington’s Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you’re a leper.”
Gremlins
You want me to have Cagney and fucking Lacey explain it to you? Cagney’s coming down your fucking throat. Lacey, she’s gonna come up your ass. I’m gonna meet them in the fucking middle and play your heart like a fucking accordion. I’m gonna pump that shit until it pops, you Swedish bitch!
Spy
“Chicka, chicka, chickabee. / T’ee an me an t’ee an me. / Ressa, ressa, ressa me, / Chicka, chicka, chickabee.”
Nell.
"That’s a weird place to put a piano."
Bolt
“Jean Louise, Jean Louise, stand up. Your father is passing.”
To Kill a Mockingbird
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Please return the egg!*
Godzilla Vs. Mothra
I’m older and have more insurance.
Fried Green Tomatoes
*classic line!
in play:
“I had visitors. Limpet mine on the wall outside - timed to catch me at my desk. But by good fortune, I was relaxing on the settee for a few moments. The girl left in hysterics.”
“Found your technique too violent?”
From Russia With Love
“Shaken or stirred?”
“Do I look like I give a damn?”
Casino Royale the reboot
Are my eyes really brown?
Casablanca.
Well… don’t worry. I’m not gonna do what you all think I’m gonna do, which is just… FLIP OUT!
Jerry Maguire
The Tuck Pendleton machine: zero defects.
Innerspace.
“Okay, just think about what you’re saying, and if it’s a food, then yes.”
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
“Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I’m delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.”
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
“Dr. Brewster tried to seduce several nurses in this unit, claiming to be the throes of an uncontrollable impulse. Do you know what? I’m going to give every nurse on this floor an electric cattle prod and instruct them to just zap them in his badubies!”
Tootsie
“Sir knight? I’ve just pissed in my pants, and nobody can do anything about it.”
Dances With Wolves
It’s the nearest thing we have to heaven in New York.