Post something completely random.

This isn’t a post count thread (I think mine just went over 14,000) I think it might be fun to see just how random it can get…

?php

//phpinfo();

// can comment like in C++

can also use hash to comment

/*

multi
line
comment (also like C/C++)

*/

a_variable = _POST[‘msg’];

if ($a_variable ==’’)
{
$a_variable=‘sausage’;
}

//
// Within double quotes variables can be inserted. The following wil replace $a_variable with its contents.
//
echo “<h2>Contents of ‘a_variable’ are ‘$a_variable’</h2>”;

//
// No need to specify data type for variables
//
$auth=true;
$age=29;
$name=‘Bobby’;
$temp=98.6;
//
// == versus ===
//

$var1 = 14;
$var2 = ‘14’;

$result = ($var1 == $var2);

echo '<p>Is $var1 the same as $var2 ? ’ . ($result ? ‘Yes’ : ‘No’) . ‘</P>’;

$result = ($var1 === $var2);

echo '<p>Is $var1 the same as $var2 and of the same type? ’ . ( $result ? ‘Yes’ : ‘No’) . ‘</P>’;
//
// Testing the switch operator
//
switch ($a_variable)
{
case ‘sausage’:
case ‘Sausage’: echo “<p>YUM!</p>”; break;
case ‘liver’:
case ‘Liver’: echo “<p>YUK!</p>”; break;
default: echo “<p>HURRR?</p>”; break;
}

//
// Testing the ternary operator. (a shortcut way of doing an if/else statement. If the variable is ‘chicken’ then the protein string is supplied to the echo function. else the ‘no chicken’ string is supplied.
//
echo $a_variable == ‘chicken’ ? “<p>Protein!</p>” : “<p>no Chicken?</p>”;

?>
<form action ="" method=“post”>
Enter something <input type=“text” name=“msg” size = “30”>
<input type=“submit” value=“Send”>
</form>

chirp

Just wanted to see what was on my clipboard

As you might be able to guess, the contents of my clipboard is already in the OP.

Make that ‘are already in the OP.’

Wilma Jetson was the hottest cartoon chick you never saw.

SSG Schwartz

Brazilian Cretaceous theropod Irritator challengeri in its original guise as a gigantic flightless pterosaur. Now known without doubt to be a spinosaurine spinosaurid (Sues et al. 2002), Irritator was - astonishingly - first published (Martill et al. 1996) as a coelurosaur and as part of Tom Holtz’s Bullatosauria (a since-disbanded ornithomimosaur + troodontid clade).

Clipboard (mp3 file): http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/downloads/down.php?file=music/maxpower.mp3

A picture I took last night for Saturday Night Open Mic at Whitechapel (Warren Ellis’ forum)

"And though the holy books were accessable, the servant of the waste refused to return them, saying only “‘gainst the rules, you know’.”

-Principia Discordia, H.O.G. edition.

One day I was seven four two eighteening and the dog explode, fifteen World War 2ing idiots ran to the scene.

“Ducktails Woohoo!” said the fried thermostat pig.

“Acquire central jelly doughnut processing unit” replied the tachyon.

“404 hamsters not found”

psewt

Viking Women don’t care.

(Although if you lived in Towson Maryland growing up that sentence won’t seem maybe so random, except it really is actually, like, strictly speaking.)

IT’S YOUOOWWW!!

(who keeps sending me spam)

The Laughing Vacuum Cleaners, oh, the Laughing Vacuum Cleaners.

–from “Electronic Rockefellers Eating My Brain”

It has to start sometime
It has to start somehow
What better place than right here
What better time than now?

This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn’t often heard, and and if it is, it generally doesn’t matter.

the elephant is a dainty bird. It swings from bow to bow. It sits in a rhubarb tree and whistles like a cow.

(spike miligan - paraphrased*)
[sub]*A quick google search seems to show that it is paraphrased in many different ways. The version I post here was imparted to me by an old friend. It is undeniably nonsense, and quite random.[/sub]

I was going to post what was on my clipboard, but discovered I had nothing there. Alas.

This is what’s on my clipboard. In case it doesn’t work it’s a picture of forest gump holding a feather. why this is on my clipboard? don’t ask.

http://www.uploderx.net/dphrag/forrest-gump-feather341.jpg
dphrag is my hero :3

Little hula flirts
In hula skirts
Winking at the boys in aloha shirts
That’s the way to do, the aloha week hula…

Susan

Heh, that’s a link to something in another thread I was looking at today on my clipboard.

wetjboimwkbwmrkbmwekhpwmtkjhmrkw’jmrywjmritnbitmgbiervmier’mbiep’rbmieptnmte’jnrmyin mrip’nmiprgmieprmfgiper’amfip’mdsfidmasif’mvip’vmip’wp’wqt’qt’q’t’a’’

flish.