I was thinking about what U.S. Foreign policy should be like, for a Post-Taliban Afghanistan. It will be difficult, with the different ethnic groups and factions all needing to be represented.
Then the brainstorm, Send Andrew Dice Clay. Sure, he can meet with all the various faction leaders, say Fuck a lot, tell some raunchy sex jokes that demean women, then pick the best head of government.
It’s not as whacked as it seems at first glance.
Any math book can tell you…
To consolidate factions, apply the Lewdest Comedy Nominator.