Asylum, shouldn’t that read:
“Sexually active, indeed those that are currently involved in the activity, are mentally challenged? Yea, though they walk through the IQ mazes of Hell without a map nor clue, lo, are they not horny? Wouldst thou not boink them?”
And then some other stuff…
And a hale and hearty WHOOSH to you!
truthbot just give we two “whooshs” cause you lost me.:confused
Well, Asylum, you mentioned banning fucking retards/and or morons.
I’m sure Jerry Falwell would agree with you, but I was giving you the benefit of a doubt.
#3 WHOOSH!
Actually dear, I was just ‘funnin’ you. I used two smilies, fer’ Christ’s sake! What do I have to do? A full page of smilies?
truthbot signs off; smile, smile, smile like a beauty queen!
Dear God, my face feels like it’s cracking!
sigh I knew you were kidding with me truthbot. I should just change my name to “whoosh” and save the hassle. 
Heck, you’re lucky your Memento DVD was just backwards. At least you’d know the order: just reverse everything. Try that technique with the totally-screwed-up Pulp Fiction DVD I got! Stuff’s all out of roder! Talk about a manufacturing glitch!
But what I am really here to complain about is restaurants who don’t care about their customer’s health. Let me tell you, I don’t trust the cleanliness of restaurants, so I do what I can to minimize my exposure to any filth or germs. If I can find a product on the market that promises to help me out, I buy it and use it. So last week we’re at this new restaurant and they were, apparently, so offended that I didn’t trust their table linens to be clean that they THREW US OUT! No sooner had I pulled out the large box of “sanitary napkins” and unwrapped one at the table to wipe my face than the maitre d’ came over and kicked us out.
After years of listening to his show on Saturday morning radio, my copy didn’t have a single novelty song on it! No Wierd Al; no “Shaving Cream”… NOTHING! :mad:
So I went to the video store to pick up this new movie everyone’s been talking about called “Star Wars: Episode I”. While I was there, they told me about Episodes IV, V and VI, too. Cool, I figure. So, I pick those up, then I ask about Episodes II and III (I might as well complete the set, right?). The dude behind the counter looks at me kinda stupid and says, “They’re not out yet.” Wha…? …The hell?! Not out yet? Who ever heard of such ridiculousness?! I mean, come on! How can you have an Episode I, IV, V and VI, but not a II or III already?
I’m conviced that guy is a moron or something. Now, I’m gonna have to go to another video store just to get the missing episdoes.
Freaking incompetents.