Ok, this was inspired by Juniper200’s legitimate rant regarding her damaged DVD from Amazon. I almost posted it in reply to her rant, but decided I shouldn’t make light of her disappointment.
Anyway, my clueless rant:
I was told how great a movie that “Memento” was, how the clever ending would blow me away, so I went out and bought a copy.
Goddamn you, Media Play, or whoever put this fucking DVD together. You stupid pieces of shit. I got the movie, grabbed some popcorn and slipped it into the player, and watched.
THE MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE IS FUCKING BACKWARDS!!!
I kid you fucking not! My copy of the movie is backwards! You fuckwads, can’t you even copy the damn thing in the right order?! Jesus H. Christ!
And what the hell happened, did you run out of money, Mr. Filmmaker, and have to complete half the movie in cheap black and white? Well, at least you got the cheap black and white parts in the correct order!!. . . fuckstick.
Damndamndamndamn! I want my money back or a corrected copy!
Thank you,
Sir Fucking Clueless Rhosis
See, clueless rants, well, intentionally clueless rants, I should say.
What are some of yours?