If you hold your tongue while saying “I was born on a pirate ship” you should say something which sounds remotely like “I was born on a pile of shit”…I hope this helps…with what, I’m not sure exactly…
These are gwreat! I sink I spwained my tongue.
- Which wristwatch is the Swiss wristwatch?
- Lemon linament.
- Septic styptic skeptic.
plus, one from my uncle…
One smart feller, he felt smart
Two smart fellers, they felt smart
Three smart fellers, they felt smart
[on and on until a person makes the obvious mistake]