Posting from work

Thank you all you gullible, that is, kind people for your confessions. For you guys that would rather not have this information get back to your bosses, you may send me $20.00.
The women may queue up outside my door after midnight, wearing nothing but clear plastic raincoats and high heels. Bring lots of lip balm and please be quiet. My GF lives right next door.

Thanks again.

I work for a large department in a large state (whose governor is closely related to the Prez.) in the southern US. The State Firewall (or whatever) blocks not only porn [sub](supposedly, altho’ someone in our division got canned for d/l porn)[/sub] but also games and entertainment sites. Guess what pops up if you try to access SDMB? “Entertainment Site” but it does helpfully say that if you need this site for your work you could ask the System Gods to grant access.

Don’t think that’ll happen, doesn’t really seem to relate. Anyway, I don’t need the temptation of this place at work.

Before and after normal work hours, and lunch, you can pretty much do what you want, within the limits of the built in blocks, so no SD even at lunch. Also, no streaming radio - takes up too much bandwidth.