My BIC lighter is just as long, thanks to that damn genie.
My penis is so large that, whenever I get an erection, it drains blood from my brain and I lose about fifty IQ points.
Fortunately, I am 54, so that almost never happens.
Regards,
Shodan
If we state that we’re smart enough to understand that IQ tests are unscientific at best and utterly meaningless at worst, is that better or worse than claiming a high IQ?
What you* can’t *discern from the internet is that, although I am only of above average intelligence, I type these posts with my aforementioned enormous penis. I use a specially constructed 52-inch (diagonal) touch screen for the purpose lest I touch 7 characters at once.
I would post in this thread, but I can neither read nor write. My IQ is -168. Stanford-Binet owes me points.
You’ve got a negative IQ? I can beat that – mine is imaginary.
I wrote a whole angsty post in the other IQ thread about how I have low self-esteem because kids made fun of me for being in special ed, and that I brag about my IQ in order to convince myself that I’m not a “retard” and…
Aw, heck with it.
I am a super genius person. I broke the IQ scale. I know so much, I had to save part of my memory to a computer. I calculate digits of pi to fall asleep. I once asked a deaf genie for a twelve-inch pianist, which was rather awkward, especially given that I’m female. I speak eight extinct languages, and five that never existed in the first place.
Oh yeah? Well I’m about 99.6% certain I’m within 3 standard deviations of having an IQ of 100, so clearly I’m right.
Oh yeah? Well, my intelligence is irrational!
Which makes me a typical internet user actually.
You, me, and every other XY-enabled person on the planet, dude. :smack:
The awkward part is convincing him to wear the full-body condom, right? 
Fuck you too!
Says the guy who tested off the chart he made on the back of some wallpaper one afternoon when he was very bored.
It takes one to know one.
Great, now I want to change my username to “Random Goon.” Well, that or “Enormous Throbbing Brain.”
I say sometimes that my IQ is above average, but average ain’t much to write home about. Being above average IQ means that I hardly ever wet myself and can usually walk and chew gum at the same time 
“Think how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of them are stupider than that.” Good ol’ George Carlin.
I honestly never bragged about my IQ score because it’s only considered high amongst the average people that don’t seem to care. Amongst the people who brag, I feel like the dunce in the corner.
From your link:
Emphasis added. :eek:
So, marshmallow, how you doin’?
My dick’s IQ is 163, as he keeps reminding me.
He’s a smug bastard, but I don’t tell him that because his size intimidates me.
Win.
I know in theory intelligence is a constellation of factors and it’s impossible to really accurately distill it down to an IQ score, but I’m still terrified of taking a test for fear of scoring 90.