Obviously this post is directed at male posters.
I’m doing an informal survey. Thanks for your participation!
Sorry if this thread is in the wrong forum.
P.S.:
Please feel free to give either piece of information or both.
Also, please no joke responses. Thanks!
Is the survey about lying?
I can’t give you exact numbers but both are massively huge.
(says the anonymous internet message board poster)
You need to give specifics for measuring penis size. Guys can get…creative…in this area.
They’re similiar, but only if I measure in millimeters.
I’d think that no man would ever post such completely personal information on the Internet, but that whole hypothesis is blown to hell by this site alone.
Inversely proportional.
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I’m not very bright.
How do you measure intelligrence in millileters?
Could I give Penis Size in terms of my Penis Quotient? You know, like comparing your length at your age to the average penis length at your age?
And isn’t this the appropriate time to say that categorizing a penis by a single number isn’t appropriate? Length, but ,measured from where? Erect or not? What about girth?
127 when administered a state sponsored test in elementary school, and somewhere around five inches.
Combined? 144.
142 IQ? Impressive!
200 and 5… or the other way around, i cant rem… OH Shiny!
142 & 175mm (6.9")
I’m also 6’1" and have The Princess Bride on DVD. 
I really don’t know the size of either…Never got IQ tested, and the other one I just have always chose never to measure.
But suffice it to say…they’re both smaller than I desire.
Modesty forbids
Since all IQ claims on the SDMB are lies, I’ll just start off by admitting I’m lying.
IQ: 290 (approx.) My IQ is untestably high, but scientists’ estimates range around 290. My brain is so powerful, we don’t own an oven; when we need to cook something we just put it on my head and I think about stuff. I’ve already figured out a Unified Theory explaining all energy and matter, and it’s so complicated I had to invent new mathematics and language to express it and if I explained it to you you’d go insane. (Let’s just say the string theorists are way, way behind the curve.)
Penis size: Anywhere from 9 inches to 6 feet, depending on how long I need it to be. My penis is not only enormous, but I can control its enormity, ranging from a tremendously impressive erection all the way up to large enough to serve as a garden tool. When erect, my cock has the hardness of diamond combined with the tensile strength of carbon nanotube fiber. It’s fully prehensile and is intelligent and self-aware. I once used it to save a family of four from a sinking car, first cracking the car’s roof off with my cock, and then using it as a retrieval device to fish them out of the lake. When the media wanted to interview the hero, I let my dick hold the press conference.
I hope this helps!
IQ? 156
Penis size? About 5 or so inches long, but it’s as big around as a Folgers can.
I tried to find out, but got confused and had my penis trying to calculate the speed of light in furlongs per fortnight, and in measuring my brain I forgot whether you measure from under the chin, or from the back of the head.
I got enough blood to run one at a time. That’s good enough for me.