Friday afternoon poll for science. But feel free to answer it on Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday as well.
Poll to come. (Pun intentionally ignored for scientific purposes.)
I voted “less than one inch,” as mine is indeed less than one inch wide, but just barely.
Interesting interpretation of the question! Thanks for participating!
So this is a pole poll?
Measured before or after the screaming starts?
Mine goes all the way to the end
Something seems not average about your poll. What could possibly be in “other”?
Since I’m not a fella, this is none of my bees wax, but whaaaaaaat?
Is this the set up line to see who can make the best joke (everyone is doing well so far)?
Do you mean by how many inches does it increase from it’s flaccid state?
I know you’re not straight up (ha! straight up! ), sincerely asking about the size of mens junk with answers like “less than one inch”.
C’mon, let me in on the joke 
Okay I am now confused. I assumed that was the only reasonable interpretation of the question.
“Paper Towel Tube”
According to the results so far, Doper men are pretty huge. More than 70% fall in the top third. Science!
All I know is that I’ve never had any complaints (and yes, I mean from WOMEN). That’s as much as I’m going to divulge on this topic.
Not gonna vote? It’s all anonymous, and it’s all for science.
i would like to rise up in defense of this being a proper pole poll even though some results are not penetrating.
An innie.
Come on, not a public poll? What is wrong with you?
No option for a pubic poll.
Dr. Peter Venkman:“This man has no dick.”
If this is true, you’re gonna have to do a better job of articulating what you actually want to know. The average man has a 5.5 to 6" penis.
I’m with Wook, what the hell are you talking about?
How big is your erect dick? Simple as that. Bigger than 2.5 inches? Vote for that. Smaller than an inch? There’s a place for you too.
It may be science, but it’s not rocket science, people. Unless “The Rocket” is your nickname for your dick. Then it *is *rocket science.
So far, it seems Doper men are on the huge end of the polling spectrum. [Rocket] Science!