Posting Your IQ is the Same as Saying "Please Disregard Me"

Bah My penis has an I.Q. of 199, and was able to construct a telepathic thought transmitting device directly to the computer. I feel sorry for those penes forced into a life of manual labor.

Well, my penis has an IQ of 243, and has lived in Spain, Cameroon, Saudi Arabia and Thailand. I feel bad for those whose less-worldly penises have not left North America.

You guys are making my penis sad. It’s self-conscious about how stupid it is.

Good thing it’s a foot long.

My penis just told me “Tell 'ol Short Bus I said ‘hi’”.

In Old Church Slavonic, one of the 19 languages it can speak fluently.

Hahaha!

That reminds me of a terrible movie I once saw about a giant prehistoric snake living in Antarctica that terrorized a maximum security prison. The protagonist had obtained a Ph.D. in ‘‘Advanced Sciences.’’

I can’t remember who said this in the Funny Times a few months ago:

"When I hear someone say, ‘I’m not book smart, I’m life smart,’ what I hear is ‘I’m not smart smart, I’m imaginary smart.’ "

While you stayed in Albany.

I think my penis is ill. It just threw up.

Mucky pup!

Anyone seen that mop?

Like I said, it’s a big penis. It can do whatever it wants.

You will like The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra (made in 2001 in case you’re wondering). ETA: yes that’s an actual movie, not just a fake trailer.

Have you tried Penicillin?