Bah My penis has an I.Q. of 199, and was able to construct a telepathic thought transmitting device directly to the computer. I feel sorry for those penes forced into a life of manual labor.
Well, my penis has an IQ of 243, and has lived in Spain, Cameroon, Saudi Arabia and Thailand. I feel bad for those whose less-worldly penises have not left North America.
You guys are making my penis sad. It’s self-conscious about how stupid it is.
Good thing it’s a foot long.
My penis just told me “Tell 'ol Short Bus I said ‘hi’”.
In Old Church Slavonic, one of the 19 languages it can speak fluently.
Hahaha!
That reminds me of a terrible movie I once saw about a giant prehistoric snake living in Antarctica that terrorized a maximum security prison. The protagonist had obtained a Ph.D. in ‘‘Advanced Sciences.’’
I can’t remember who said this in the Funny Times a few months ago:
"When I hear someone say, ‘I’m not book smart, I’m life smart,’ what I hear is ‘I’m not smart smart, I’m imaginary smart.’ "
While you stayed in Albany.
I think my penis is ill. It just threw up.
Mucky pup!
Anyone seen that mop?
Like I said, it’s a big penis. It can do whatever it wants.
You will like The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra (made in 2001 in case you’re wondering). ETA: yes that’s an actual movie, not just a fake trailer.
Have you tried Penicillin?