Potentially stupid question: COULD Colbert become President?

[Ludovic]

@Nametag

You mean, like the President gets killed by a bear?

@Bryan_Ekers

Or bees.

Or bears that shoot bees out of their mouths.

[Boyo_Jim]

@asterion

Hell, with an online nomination, I’d almost guarantee that Colbert would win that nomination. Just look at all the other crap Colbert has had named for him or managed to get Colbert Nation to do. I mean, there was a bridge in Hungary, a Canadian hockey team, an ice cream flavor, a leatherback turtle, an airplane, a species of spider, an elephant seal, and (at first) the new wing of the ISS.

You forgot Stephen Junior, the eagle, who I think defected to Canada at some point (he had a tracking device attached to his leg).

To answer the OP. Yes, it is theoretically possible. It is also theoretically possible because of quantum physics to walk though a wall, just wildly improbable.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@BrainGlutton

And a similarly improbable set of tragic circumstances places Colbert against the Dems’ last-minute nominee, Senator Al Franken.

Is it wrong to pray for many deaths, if the outcome be so glorious?

Nope. Not Franken. I’m fine with Obama.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@Ludovic

Or bears that shoot bees out of their mouths.

Dogs that shoot bees out of their mouths. Having bears do that would just be silly**.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

Stephen Colbert is on fire!

Today he told a crowd to vote for Herman Cain, saying he has believed Cain’s message for “several days now”.

[Little_Nemo]

@BrainGlutton

And a similarly improbable set of tragic circumstances places Colbert against the Dems’ last-minute nominee, Senator Al Franken.

Is it wrong to pray for many deaths, if the outcome be so glorious?

Best Presidential debate ever!