Practical Paris advice needed

I’m with you - Pariscope is a far superior product and I hate bursting bubbles but it no longer has the English pages, IIRC the person who single handedly did the mini guide went back Stateside and Time Out decided not to replace them. (L’Officiel des Spectacles has no English either.) On the up side you should be able to pick up a free copy of the Time Out magazine from English language bookshops or some of the ‘ex-pat’ pubs.

BTW, not sure I agree about it being difficult to find food between 1 & 7. A lot of the boulangeries have ready made baguette sandwiches - often as part of a formule with a can of drink and a dessert, especially in the areas where they might be catering for office workers. Bistro/bars will probably be happy to serve you hot food until 2pm. The smarter restaurants don’t fill up until 8 or later true but again you can get at least a toasted sandwhich from 6 or 6 thirty. If you’re not sure ask "on per mon-gay? (can we eat ?) don’t be out off by the fact the tables may not look set up for eating the waiter will do it while you sit there.

In the subject of food go for the “menu à €X” or “Formule à €X” when you eat out CapnPitt it’s much better value than going “à la carte”, likewise the “carafe” or “pichet” of wine on offer is usually just fine.

Practical advice? Go a week later. Parc Asterix doesn’t open until April 9th! :stuck_out_tongue:

Bread isn’t subsidized in France.

If you see cops in helmets, riot gear, and Plexiglass shields, it is wise not to follow them to go see what’s going on. I learned this the hard way, by being tear-gassed. :slight_smile:

Seconding the advice on buying some drinks/snacks at a regular grocery store and having them handy, rather than paying through the nose to buy them near tourist attractions. Besides, how can you possibly experience the real France if you spend it all near the tourist attractions? I highly recommend getting off the beaten path a bit and trying to talk to actual Parisians. Also, take at least one day and go somewhere outside Paris, if you can. The last time I was in France, my friends took me to Fountainebleau (they live nearby), and it blew my mind. Get out and see a bit of countryside if you can. One of these days, I swear I’m going to see some other part of France, maybe Normandy or somewhere in the south.

Personally, I found that as long as I made an attempt to speak French (I speak some, but am by no means fluent), people would bend over backwards to be helpful. The one exception was the jerk at the information booth at the Gare d’Austerlitz when I was 19 and lost and just needed someone to explain how French oublic telephones work so I could find the friend who was supposed to meet me.

Oh yeah - most public telephones in Paris don’t accept coins; you will need to buy a phone card. These are sold, oddly enough, at tobacco shops (also at the Post Office), and lately also in other places on the street.

::sigh:: Say hi to France for me!

Will do Eva :slight_smile:

Re bread: I meant “regulated,” not subsidized. I think it must be regulated since the price is exactly the same in every bakery, or was when I lived there.

If you plan on visiting a lot of museums and churches/monuments, be absolutely sure to get a Museum pass at the tourist bureau, first thing.

Its costs the same as you would pay to get into 2-3 museums, offers unlimited access, and most importantly, gets you to the FRONT OF THE LINE, every time. This is a huge timesaver.

You’ll pay out of the nose for hotels that advertise “WE SPEAK ENGLISH” in neon signs or common hotel chains. We found very nice family-run places where English was spoken, in most cases. Even if it wasn’t, it was still easy to coduct business as long as you could say “2 nights, please”.

We enjoyed “Mike’s Bike Tours”" http://www.mikesbiketoursparis.com Its run by an couple of American guys that have been living there for a while. They provide a wonderful overview tour through the city on bike, and provide a lot of touristy tips and info that you’ll appreciate.

Sorry for resurrecting this, but I wanted to thank everyone for their excellent advice.

My trip to France was a spectacular success. The people were wonderful, the food was even better, and I’m grateful that I had the chance to go. It never ceases to amaze me how international travel (even of the tourist variety) humbles you and expands your horizons at the same time.

So thanks again everyone for your advice. It was stellar.

Glad we could be of service :slight_smile:

Ditto that. :slight_smile:

Well, you should use at least two condoms… oh wait, we aren’t talking about Paris Hilton. Nevermind. :smack:

So what did you end up seeing? What was the most fun? Most over-rated? Which arrondissement did you stay in? Ever get lost on the Metro and not figure it out until you were 20 stops past where you wanted to be?

Tell us more, tell us more!

Well, since you asked…I’ll be happy to tell you.

Since it was a group trip, we had a large bus (coach) that drove us through all that horrific Paris traffic. So I didn’t get to use the Metro all that much. However, I’m not one to just stick with tour, so I went off on the Metro on my own (or with a few others). I found it to be a rather nifty and well thought out system once I got the hang of it. It was really just a question of figuring out how the lines intersected. After a few rides and quite a few minutes staring at the map, it seems to make quite good sense.

We stayed way out in the 17e arrondisement at an Ibis hotel (kind of toward the Brochant Metro stop). People at various sites (tripadvisor.com) seemed to think it was seedy, but I thought it was a pretty cool cultural mishmash of a neighborhood. Should Paris get the Summer Olympics for 2012, the Olympic Village is going to be right there. So somebody other than me thinks the area has something going for it. The hotel rooms, as I was forewarned, were very very small. I’d been to Spain last year, so I knew that European rooms were smaller, but I didn’t expect anything quite that small. There were a few times that I could have used a chair in the room, but no big whoop. Didn’t spend that much time in the room anyhow.

This is evidence of my super-geekdom, but the Pantheon was the most impressive thing for me. I just think the idea of a secular tomb for all “worthy” people of the nation is a really good idea. It pays proper tribute to people other than the aristocracy and the generals.

I’d have to say for the “most fun” it was a dead heat between the Latin Quarter and Montmartre. Just hanging out with some good friends and some new friends, drinking some beer and watching the world. And how uncoordinated tight-hipped ol’ me ended up in a salsa bar in the Latin Quarter, I’ll never know.

As far as the most overrated, I’d have to say Versailles. Impressive, yes, but maybe oppressive is a better word. The palace was really more infuriating than anything. After seeing that monument to greed, I don’t see how anyone could not want heads to roll at the Place de la Concorde. I really surprised that the hammers and the torches weren’t but to the palace during the Revolution. So it’s worth seeing for it’s historical value, but vastly overrated for “coolness.”

But so many other things were so terrific. The Louvre (which, if I were king, would have sufficed as a palace :slight_smile: ), the Pompidou, the Museum of the Army, Eiffel Tower, and on and on. But more than anything, the food impressed me greatly. Nothing quite like the crepe of your choice being made right in front of you. I don’t think I even need to comment on how good the breads and pastries were. Words would fail to describe them anyhow. I was surprised (as I was in Spain) that it’s pretty much cheaper to drink beer and/or wine than soft drinks.

Anyhow, I could go on, but I think I’m just prattling at this point. So apologies for the long post…but you asked for it. :smiley: