Jodi,
Do you have a guide book? I suggest Lonely Planet. Obviously, you do
need a map.
Two 'must do’s, everything else is a suggestion:
- Go to the baths (Fu:rdo") on your first day. If you do not go to
the baths until your second day, you will regret the time you could
have been checking out more baths. It is THE best thing
to do in Budapest.
- Skip going to the Castle District (Va’r). It is touristy and
overrated. If you want to buy kitsch, go to the Great Market Hall (Nagy
Csarnak?), and I will recommend plenty of quintessentially Budapest-y
things below. It can waste a whole afternoon. Skip Va’ci Utca, too.
Well, walk up it once, quickly, and with your hand on your wallet.
Vorosmarty ter is pretty.
Baths:
- Szeczenyi (in the City Park (Va’ros liget)) is the best. After you
figure out the weird pay scheme and the lockers, you will emerge into a
courtyard with three large pools. Check out the two outer ones, and most
importantly notice that there are two doors in the back of the courtyard
which lead to all the mineral baths, sauna, steam room. Make sure you
find (and try) everything. You must go from 40C to 10C to 40C in quick
succession. It is awesome. On second thought, maybe you emerge from the
lockers into the mineral baths, in which case, don’t forget to check
out the outside pools! Very crowded on Saturday.
- Gelle’rt is also good. Picturesque as fuck. Check every nook and
cranny. Again there is both an inside and an outside (with wave pool).
Mineral baths are gender specific and clothing optional (not creepy
though).
- I like Luka’cs a lot, but it is hard to find, and harder to navigate
once inside. Renting a bathing cap is required and cumbersome. Do go
outside, AND find the mineral baths inside. Again, hard to figure out,
but well worth it.
- Tip the locker attendants (100HUF?)
Hike up Gelle’rt Hill (hegy):
If you want a cool view from the top of Buda, skip the castle and do this.
Start at Gelle’rt Baths (or actually almost anywhere around the hill) and
walk UP. You cannot go wrong with this strategy. All paths go to the
Citadalla. Go into the Citadella (360 panorama view) and check out the
leaf lady outside. She is a monument to Soviet liberation of Budapest
from the Nazis. A bus takes you from near the Citadella to Villa’nyi U’t
(where I used to live), but it is more fun to walk down the steep face of
the hill (ie, toward the Freedom Bridge (Szaba’dsag Hid).
On the way up Gelle’rt (About 1 hour, plus a stop at the cave church):
- Cave church. There’s a freakin church in a freakin cave! You can see
it if you stand near the bath entrance, which, by the way, is around back
on the right.
- Finnish embassy. What?
- Used-to-be Swedish Embassy. This is where Raoul Wallenberg housed
hundreds of Jews during WWII. I will direct you to a cool memorial below.
- Nice garden/park near the top. Only if you happen to see it.
Near Gelle’rt:
- On Barto’k Be’la Ut, between Gelle’rt Te’r and the (Mo’ricz Zsigmond)
Ko:rte’r, there is a place called Marcello’s. Really good pizza.
Gourmet-ish. Some of the best food in town. I recommend the Bolognese,
and not the four cheese.
- For authentic Hunky lunch, go to a place on the Ko:rte’r called
Wikinger’s (German for ‘viking’). Cafeteria style grossness. I wouldn’t
eat here if I was me. Or you.
Jewish Quarter: Start at the Great (Nagy) Zsinago’ga. Second largest in
the world. I went to Yom Kippur here with M—, and it was mostly empty.
I never took the tour, but you may want to. In any case, go around back
on the left, and you will see a memorial park with a crazy-cool silver
tree thing dedicated to Raoul Wallenburg. Facing the memorial, go down
the street behind you (Rumbach utca) (steet signs are usually on the
buildings). After about 1.5 blocks*, you will see (and easily miss) a
large abandoned synagogue on your right. [Optional: go on to Mada’ch
Imre U’t, turn right and have some tea at Kicsi a Vila’g Teaha’z (Small
World Tea House) where M— and I did much math.] *Turn left at Dob utca
here to eat at: Green’s on your left, or Dob pizza on your right. Greens
has authentic Hunky pub food (try fruit soup! Hunky specialty!), and Dob
has authentic Hunky street pizza (Make sure you order tomato sauce!).
Moszkva (Moscow) Te’r (square), which is a red metro stop and really ugly:
- Mine and M—'s all-time favorite food is Szent Jupa’t. Corner of
Retek and Fe’ny utcas. It has 4 entrances: courtyard seating, downstairs
pub seating, regular restaurant, and fast food window. The first 3 are
all the same menu. Enter on Fe’ny, just left of the fast food window.
- Mammut (big shopping mall, with a good grocery in the basement. Worth
a gander.)
- Crazy trip up the Buda Hills (2-3 hours, 6 modes of trasport,
beautiful views): Start at Moszkva Te’r. Take the #18 Tram (Villamos) 2
stops to Va’rosmajor. Get onto the Coggwheel railway, and take it to the
end. Walk 5 mins to find the Children’s Railway, actually run by
children! Take it to (I think) Ja’nos Hegy. Hike up (follow everyone
else) 20 minutes to the chairlift (libego"), but before you get on, hike
another 10 minutes to the lookout tower on top of the hill. After the
chairlift, take the bus (only one here) back to Moszkva Te’r. Again, this
sound weird, but it is really pretty, and worth the time.
Batthanyi Te’r:
4. At Batthya’ny Te’r (adjacent red metro stop to Moszkva Te’r) There is
a place called Nagyi Palacsinta. (Grammy’s yummy-best-hunky-food)
Palacsintas are crepes. Two kinds: savory (so’s) and sweet (e’des). Eat
for meal AND dessert. Did I mention best hunky food?. Ask for English
menu.
5. Facing Nagyi go left, then turn right at Markovits Utca. Little place
on your left is a good little typical restaurant. Also, Batthanyi Te’r
has one of the best views of the river.
Transport:
I would buy a 7-day transport pass, (not the BudapestKartya). It covers
EVERYTHING, except Children’s reailway, HEV (out of city limits), and
Siklo’. You then show it to anyone with a red ‘BKV’ armband. (Subway cars
and exits, and sometimes on the buses or trams they accost you.) The best
chocalate (csokolade’s) croissants in town are in Princess Bakery, a chain
located in most subway stations. More likely to be hot at rush hour.
Pickpockets are on the 4/6 tram and #7,7A,7Gy buses. (Gyors=fast,
Gyros=usually yummy, usually chicken)
Margi’t Island (Sziget):
Cute Island in the Danube (Duna) which is a park with no cars. All kinds
of cute. Rent a two seater bicycle thingy. Eat at a little Gyros stand
on your left just as you enter the island from Margit Bridge. (take the
4/6 tram) See the Japanese gardens in the back. See the monastery ruins.
Maybe, go to the baths here (I never did, and they are supposed to be
mediocre).
Most romantic:
Walk across the Sze’czen’yi Chainbridge (lanchid) at night.
Andra’ssy U’t/Yellow metro (every stop is pretty, except Mexicoi Ut):
[0. Vo:ro:smarty Te’r at the start of the yellow metro is pretty.]
- Definitely go to the Saint Stephen’s (Szent Istva’n) Basillica. Take
any metro to Dea’k Te’r, and this is on Bajcsy-Zsilinszky U’t, thought the
entrance is around back. Go inside and in the way-back, to the temple
of Saint Stephen’s 1000 year old mummified right hand (Szent Jobb
templom), and pay 100 HUF to light it up. Crazy-assed Catholics. Just
outside to door, pay to take the elevator to the top. (you will walk down)
Best view in Pest.
- Walking up Andrassy U’t, you will pass the opera house (only 500
HUF!), Oktogon (Used to be Hitler Te’r, then Stalin Te’r), some nice cafes
(european coffee is good), I think one called Mu"ve’sz is pretty good.
Worth walking the length of the street, but take the Yellow M1 from
Oktogon to Hosok Tere if you are tired.
- Near Oktogon is Liszt Ferenc Te’r. At the end of the block, on your
left, around the corner (I think) is the List Ferenc Zeneakademia
(Zene=music). They have concerts. See one. There is a nice cafe on
Liszt Ter, but the restaurants are too touristy.
4:
City Park:
Get off the yellow metro (also called the mellenium metro) at Ho:so:k
Tere. I would tell you who all the statues are, but whatever. Mostly
kings. Used to have a huge Stalin. Got torn down in ‘56. They would
parade the troops up this wide street past the statue! Walk straight back
into the park, on your right there will be a faux-castle on an island in a
lake. Cross the bridge, and see the statue of Anonymous, where Paul
Erdos’ crew did a lot of math. Walk a bit further and you will find
Szeczenyi baths, so go there again, why don’t you? The circus here has
elephants. Grey ones.
Parlaiment:
Blue metro to Kossuth Lajos Te’r. Walk to the opposite side of the
Building to entrance X. Come here once to find out when the fuck the
English tours are, cause they aren’t always, come again for the tour. I
don’t remember it being that cool, but L–, B—, and M— all said it
was one of the coolest things, and I’ve probably seen it too many times.
20-30 minute tour. See the coronation regalia! [Optional: Walk down
Ve’csey Utca to Szabadsa’g Te’r. On the way, not far from the Metro
station, there is a statue that I really like of a guy looking out from on
a small bridge. He is Imre Nagy, the leader of the '56 revolution. It’s
my favorite statue in town. (you will note by now that there are many) On
Szaba’dsa’g Te’r, you can find the building with guys with big ass guns,
and tell the American Govt that you’re in Europe]
National museum:
I get Museum feet, but the National Museum on Mu’zeum Ko:ru’t has a good
(2 hour?) crash course on Hungarian history. They are a bit touchy about
Trianon. Next door is a cafe called Muzeum (I think. I get it and
Mu"ve’sz confused), and if you walk past Kalvin Te’r to Va’mha’z Ko:ru’t,
you will see the big market hall on your left (second to last building
before the river), which is good for buying souvenirs, fresh produce and
meat, and having lunch. Definitely get a pastry called langos. You can
even walk across the bridge to get to Gelle’rt.
House of Terror:
On Andra’ssy U’t, there is a museum which is where the SS and the commie
secret police were HQed. about 2 hours. Really creepy. See other stuff
first. A bit gimmicky, too.
You probably already have lodgings, but I really liked this place last
summer
http://www.citycentreapartments.hu/english/index.html
(Near the Astoria red metro stop on Szentkiralyi utca)
On edit: My diacritical shorthands are o: for ö, u" for ű, e’ for é, etc.
Oh, and I spent a semester in Budapest, plus 2 weeks for a conference, plus 1 month later on for fun.