I’ve heard something about some restaurant with eggplant parmesan that induces labor. Hey, I’d try it, and I’m not even pregnant 
If your husband can refrain from saying stupid things ;), then oral intake of the prostaglandins in semen can help soften and ripen the cervix and bring on labor as well as, uh, topical application. Shh…don’t tell the menfolk!
I played with my nipples to stimulate the process when I went into labor with my youngest.
Really? Fascinating
I played with my nipples too. My wife didn’t seem to appreciate the effort.
I think you had the baby, April, or you’d’a been back here by now.
No, despite my best efforts not yet! I even walked around the zoo yesterday with my mom my brother and the kids for about 2 hours and went to the doctor then I’m still only one centimeter. I just been really busy at work and didn’t really have any updates I didn’t want to bother you guys with.
Oh. Well, I guess the hospital was right to send you home. Especially since they wouldn’t have allowed you to eat until you’d delivered.
Any day now, any day.
Yep. I am writhing with impatience
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. ~Rita Rudner
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. ~Jim Cole
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. ~Phyllis Diller
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. ~Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983
When I had reached my term, I looked like a rat dragging a stolen egg. ~Colette
The only time a women wishes she was a year older is when she’s expecting a baby. ~Mary Marsh
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. ~Sam Levenson
Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months. ~Carrie Latet
BOO!
Scare a contraction out of you?
No?
Sorry…
…it will end eventually, I promise.
No, but I did pee a little :eek:
Boy, Girl, or Doper? Place your bets now!
Cracked recently described a machine designed to facilitate birth. It’s a giant table that spins around at high speeds so centrifugal force causes the baby to fly out.
I am betting girl.
hahahahahahaah
ding ding AU. Celeste would be a pretty strange name for a girl!!
I know someone from my elementary school named Celeste and she is a girl.
I’m guessing she meant “pretty strange name for a boy.” Otherwise, it doubly doesn’t make sense.