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Two straight men finds themselves the fathers of an 11 year old girl when the woman they were both dating dies. They all live together since a judge awarded them joint custody of her. And here’s the kicker, the building they all live in is owned by the same judge. And yes, hilarity ensues.

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Two men from New York City have lost there apartment, but no worry they’ve got a friend who knows of a great cheap apartment. Only problem? It’s in an all girl building. Why that’s no problem they just put on a wig, a dress and some make-up and move right in. Who’s to know?

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This police inspector carries a gun. A .44 Magnum named ‘Gun’ which sleeps in bed with him on a silk pillow. He solves crime with his brainy female partner. Criminals beware.

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When a New Jersey inventor moves his family to a small mid-western town with a population of 16,661 wierd and wacky things begin to happen. Wierd enough to question if this is really happening at all. Although maybe the King knows the answers.

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Our high school hero can’t be beat. Whether it’s the principal, her “special obediance officer” or his sister, anything that they can throw at him is not a problem. Especially with his two sidekicks, one is ultra cool and the other, um, not.

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Our hero, an astronaut, suffers an unforunate accident. Unfortunate for him but it’s very fortunate for the Earth as he helps the forces of the future protect earth. The future? Yes 500 years into the future. No, New Chicago isn’t the same as the old Chicago but the good ol’ Earth is. biddi-biddi-biddi

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It’s a story of two sisters who’s lives are in constant tumoil due to affairs, horny aliens, surly butlers and a family that belongs in a mental institution. The scary thing is the dummy Bob may be the sanest of them all.
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A 7 year-old moppet who’s all alone in the world gets taken in by a crusty old coot and warms his heart.

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What’s a White couple to do when they come back from vacation to find a small Black boy on their doorstep? Why adopt him of course. And if you can keep your dinner down you may enjoy this young lads antics

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When our coroner starts examining the body he’s bound to find evidence of a murder as he munches on a slice of pizza. Yet nobody will believe him but he’ll prove them wrong and win they day, he’s that good.

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Ok, we’ve got this we’ve got this guy who’s cheated on his taxes. What does the IRS do? Why sentance him to teach public school naturally. Who cares if he’s misanthropic, acerbic and manipulative? The kids will love him. And for the cherry on the cake, let’s call the principal Itkin.

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ok, name these shows. For bonus points what show I referencing with this whole “premise thing?”

Dang it, brother rat! You’re at this again? dramatic sigh
Okay. So far, nothing for premises 1 and 2. No. 3, I’d say “Hammer” as a guess, 'cause that’s what his name was. Nothing so far on 4 or 5. No. 6 is Buck Rogers in the 25th Century uck. No. 7 is Soap. Nothing on 8 or 9 yet. No. 10 is Quincy M.E. Still working on the rest.

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Well… I know the 2 is “Bossom Buddies”

  1. My Two Dads
  2. Bosom Buddies
  3. Picket Fences?
  4. Buck Rogers
  5. Soap
  6. Punky Brewster
  7. Quincy

is number 4 “erie, indiana”?

I agree with all the responses so far, except Arden Ranger’s #4 Picket Fences … that’s not it, I watched PF often, sounds more like Eerie, Indiana - midwestern town (Wisc.), strange things match, but I don’t remember an inventor in PF.

BTW - here at PlanMan casa (in honor of The Fifth of May), we always used to get a chuckle out of the exposition during the openning credits of Buck Rogers, at least in the first season, the voice-over said, “… his controls were trozen …” very clearly not an “f”

and while previewing, jabe beats me to the post …

Forgot all about Eerie, Indiana. Picket Fences was the only thing weird enough to have the King in it that I could think of before caffine. :wink:

The bonus answer is “Kids in the Hall”.

I think 3 is Sledgehammer.

My Two Dads
Bosom Buddies
Sledge Hammer
Definitely Eerie, Indiana
Parker Lewis Can’t Lose
Buck Rogers
Soap
Punky Brewster
Hmmmm…Webster?
Quincy
Last one was tough, but I found it: Drexell’s Class

Stars, I was hoping he didn’t put Punky Brewster in there. Surely he wouldn’t have been so cruel. You guys know there’s a Punky Brewster message board out there? shudder

Congratulations all, you got them.

Oh I can be very cruel, [mutley]heeheeheeh[/mutley]

for what it’s worth I have seen and remember every one of these shows. Although even at a 8 Webster made it made me want to puke, way to sweet. Punky Brewster I rarely saw but I remember that I though she was cute. But all the rest I enjoyed except for my 2 dads and Quincy, M.E. which was way too adult.
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