President Bush speaks out against the zombie menace.

Needless to say he himself has nothing to worry about! :wink:

Ah…good times.

Wow, thats probably the first time i agree with Mr Bush.

I want to know what he’s going to do about the ever-present threat of terrorists letting loose snakes on planes?

At the very least I demand a multi-billion dollar program to genetically engineer a mongoose-leopard hybrid to patrol the aisles.

Now I know why there’s all those warnings about Zombies on the SDMB!

Holy crap, even I thought that was funny. I just emailed the clip to a bunch of my buddies.