Press the shutter, not the trigger.

Every once in a while, I really hope I am mis-remembering something.

This was one of those.

How incredibly stupid do you need to be to not immediately see how the round pops to the top of the magazine, from which it chambers?

He was.

Dr. Johnson: Hold it men;he’s not bluffing.
Other Dr. Johnson: Listen to him, men; he’s just stupid enough to do it!

One move, and the Lithuanian gets it!

His one single-camera shot at fame and the poor bastard’s just a one hit wonder.

Darwin’s a bit late. This guy already had two kids.

I love the, “We just found it,” bullshit too. I’m sure that has nothing at all to do with him being 19, and therefore it being illegal for him to purchase a handgun. I’d also be interested to know if Mr. Smith or his cousin had any criminal record prohibiting them from owning firearms in the first place.

I agree with bump that Forum Park and Bissonnet isn’t the best part of town.

Some of the top is missing.

The modern version of “I was ironing and the phone rang.”