Pretend you have to explain today's Dilbert to your child.....

The last frame is as stated;

“Sorry I’m late, I had to drown a burrito.”

Begin.

BTW, I’ve never heard that term before.

Wooops, here’s the link.

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I personally like to use: “Had to drop the kids off at the pool.”

The burrito was hot, and so a great deal of water was required to quench the resulting thirst… what other explanation could there be?

I think the newspaper under Wally’s arm is a clue.

I can’t say I understand the strip myself. At least, not how the last frame fits in with the other two. The bald guy is “punishment” for the other because he shits? Or because he uses annoying euphemisms for shitting? Or am I on the wrong track entirely and he ATE a burrito, which now means he’ll be farting during their meeting? Or what? I sense there’s toilet humor involved, but I’m not sure exactly where it is.

If you’re asking how I would explain “drown a burrito” meaning “take a shit” to kids, I’d say, “He was in the bathroom pooping” or “moving his bowels” or “having a b.m.” . I switch it up in our house so our kids aren’t confused by what other people call it. Until they start using stupid euphemisms, of course! :smack:

The bald guy, Wally, is punishment because he is incredibly work-shy and will use any excuse to delay, procrastinate and avoid tasks. As a resource therefore, he is more of a hinderance than an asset!

The lame excuse in this case is just typical of Wally, but happens also to be amusing in its own right!

Technically, that could also work. I initially thought something along those lines (because of the coffee cup, but you wouldn’t drown a hot burrito with hot coffee), but then I noticed the paper and realised he probably meant he just got back from creating a mud-snake. Or pinching a loaf.
Probably had a burrito for lunch or last nights dinner.

I think Wally is saying that he’s late because he stopped to take a crap.

It’s really lame. There’s not really much of a joke to get.

Isn’t it a play on words? Isn’t a burrito also a little burro? As in the equine?

Oh, I get it - toilet humour being the great British art form & all that - I was just playing along with the ‘explain it to a kid’ bit - my assumption being that you wouldn’t actually want to let on that Wally had been sinking the Bismark.