Priapism and Viagra/Cialis/Levitra

[SCSimmons]

@Qadgop the Mercotan

Outcomes would range from no deficit in erectile capacity after the repair all the way to the intervention wasn’t successful and the thing ended up being amputated.

Great. I’m not even asleep yet, and I’m already having nightmares. :eek:

[Rick]

@Qadgop the Mercotan

If they had their druthers, I’d imagine they’d rather not have to give that warning. From a marketing standpoint, I don’t think it’s helpful to tell your potential customers something along the lines of: May give you such a hardon that a doctor might have to operate on it with large needles or maybe a knife to get it to go down.

Doc, you aren’t looking at this from the correct angle.
[Voice over] Erections lasting more than four hours can be a serious problem[/VO]
[Joe 6 pack thinks] As long as my squeeze is here, that ain’t no problem baby, that is an advantage. I gotta get me one of those[/J6PT]

Or as the comedian said, yeah if that ever happens to me, I’m putting that hospital gown backwards.
"Anybody need to hang their coat up?
(Who was that? Foxworthy? Engval?)

[Contrapuntal]

@The Flying Dutchman

That’s what I want to know. You’re the one that seems to have a problem.

Oh wait, scratch that. That’s what I wanted to know. I don’t care anymore what your problem is because I can’t help you.

So, it wasn’t a joke? Is that right?