I’ve never had the chance to try the miracle drug Viagra, so I’m a bit in the dark on what it specifically does.
Listening to guys talk about it reminds me of grade school- “You know what I heard it does? Huh? It makes you able to sport wood for two days straight!!!”, huddled mass of thoroughly interested kids, “Wow!! Really!?! Tell us more!!”. “Well, I heard it also makes your wanker three times its normal size!!”. “Holly Mollie! Where can I get me some of that!”.
I mean, it makes for a fun conversation, but the ‘facts’ are more than circumspect.
Outside of the fact that we all know little Billy doesn’t know shit is the fact that it doesn’t make sense- who wants to walk around with a stiffy for two days straight. If you ask me, it’d be more than an inconvenience, to say the least, especially if I need some groceries.
So, I turn to those in the know-
What does it do?
Does it make your libido so nutso that a person is constantly sporting wood? For two days straight?
Or do I have control on when and where I want to spring a stiffy?
What about stamina? Can I keep going and going and going, like a perverted Energizer bunny ::thump thump thump thump::?
What if I take five times the recommended dose? You know, for that evening at the Playboy mansion. Do I get a monster stiffy so powerful it could burst through my fly?
What about women? What happens if she pops a few tabs?
Finally, and more importantly, is there an over-the-counter substitute that does the same thing?
Thanks. I eagerly await your response over by the swing set.