Pfft. I can improve on that.
Pride, the stuff that…
um…
Beer.
God put it there because He loves you, and wants you to be happy.
Who are we to question His will?
Regards,
Shodan
PS -
Shodan- close but not quite
“To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
Damn, my first Simpson quote and I mess it up.
(I don’t actually watch the show.)
Regards,
Shodan
Or for the secular drunkard:
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk. The best of life is but intoxication.
-Byron
Pride? In my younger days me and my buds would splurge on a case of Blatz beer, at the time I think it costs about 6.99. What a deal!
I can get a 12 pack of can Blatz for $3.99 around here, and a case of returnable(!) bottles for $5.99.
Progress…
I see we run around the same class of friends ** hekk ** .
hic, yeah, and I’d eat the pizza slice on the top of the clean pizza box in the garbage.
Cooo–stanza!