Pro bono bullshit

Hey! You swore you wouldn’t tell anyone about that!

Thank you for that.

That’s fair. Apologies to all the idiots out there.

Apology accepted

I think Rover has a legitimate fear here. We only have to deal with him online and look how we feel about him. Imagine how people who have to meet him in person feel about him. Probably most of the people he’s met in his life have thought about hurting him in some way or other.

Eh, Randy’s all right, and makes me laugh sometimes. That’s worth something, right? Making me laugh? Then again, he never responded to my last post, so I’m deducting 10 points.

The bolded part is where you err. The rules don’t “direct” us to do pro bono work. The rules only say that it’s a nice thing when lawyers do pro bono work and every lawyer should trý to do it. It doesn’t say every lawyer is required to trý to do it.

And your argument on “honorably” is quite weak sauce. Using that logic, I could argue that a lawyer has sworn to do just about anything. The rules say what they say, so I think the specific rule controls over some vague duty bound up in the concept of demeaning oneself honorably.

MOL, sorry. Yes, I’d say that sums up my position fairly well. Please feel free to hoist me on my own petard or whatever.

I think this is where you and I fundamentally disagree - the rules don’t just say that pro bono work is “nice,” they say that we have a responsibility to render pro bono service (both the ABA and Maryland rules use that language), and that the specific minimum we should be shooting for is 50 hours per annum, but that we won’t be punished if we don’t do this. The only distinction between this rule and any other is the lack of a threat of sanction. Do we only follow consider these rules binding because we fear punishment?

As for my argument regarding our oath to act honorably - well, I would agree with you that lawyers have sworn to do a whole host of things beyond those laid out in the Rules of Professional Conduct. But it starts with the Rules - and as you said, the rules say what they say. One of the things they say is that we should try to perform pro bono service. You flat-out refuse to try. How does this square with our obligation to act honorably as lawyers?

Ah, then you’re right. I made a crazy ass leap when I said you think pro bono clients are losers, and the people who help them are wasting their time, which makes them losers too.

You are still missing the critical distinction between "should aspire"and “must aspire.” Also, the title of the ABA rule is "VOLUNTARY pro bono publico service. Finally, you aren’t grasping the importance of the fact that nothing bad happens to a lawyer that never does any pro bono work and doesn’t even “try to” (and I would know)–that shows that doing pro bono is voluntary and not required.

This was my first thought.

So, DO your pro bono hours go to billables or not?

Is your only standard for ethical conduct “that which does not lead to bad things happening to me?” Would it be ethical for me to steal candy from infants, if I could be reliably assured that no harm would befall me from so doing? The fact that lawyers aren’t punished for failing to meet their pro bono requirement is absolutely meaningless with regard to the question of whether or not pro bono service is an ethical obligation.

You are required to report the amount of pro bono work you [del]did[/del] didn’t do, though, and there are penalties for failure to do so.

Is RR the type of lawyer who represents clients in court and argues their cases? Or is he more of a desk jockey who serves as an extra body to make his firm look more impressive? He doesn’t seem to show much of the eloquence I would expect from an effective lawyer, and he’s not too good at responding to allegations brought up by the SDMB chorus. I also highly doubt his superiors are as impressed by his little Rover as he seems to think. So who does he work for, Dewey Cheatum and Howe?

Are you sure? I can’t chose not to report hours I work?

I know lots of effective lawyers who are not eloquent.

Not in my jurisdiction.

Unless things changed since I went inactive, which I suppose is possible, but I tend to keep up on this stuff.

Apparently not if you’re in Illinois, which I believe is where RR is:

Same rule in Florida - voluntary pro bono service, but mandatory reporting.

ETA: Correction - there may or may not be penalties in Illinois. I assumed that was taken from a model rule, but the Florida rule does have penalties incorporated in it.