The other night, I was watching Happy Gilmore for the umpteenth time. For those of you who haven’t seen it, Adam Sandler plays a hockey player turned pro golfer. His antagonist is Shooter McGavin, a veteran pro who badly wants to see Happy fail.
Partway through the movie, Shooter hires a guy to distract Happy while he’s trying to hit the ball. While the crowd is being quiet so Happy can concentrate on his swing, this guy yells insults at him, causing him to mess up.
Now, everything I know about pro golf I learned from Happy Gilmore and one rainy afternoon of watching some tournament with my Aunt Ethel, so I have no idea what the rules are regarding spectator conduct. Please enlighten me on this issue:
It seems that the spectators are always silent when the golfer is hitting the ball. Is this simply customary, or is it an actual rule? In a real tournament, would a person who yelled things during that silent time be asked to leave? Forced to leave?
And if it was discovered that a player had done as Shooter McGavin did and hired someone specifically to distract another player, what rules violations would he be guilty of? It would kill his public image, of course, but are there any rules that actually prohibit this action?
And leaving aside the improbability of a novice being able to play at the same level as seasoned pros, would it be possible for someone to just come out of nowhere and be allowed into major tournaments?
“In the case of a serious breach of etiquette, the Committee may disqualify a player under Rule 33-7.”
33-7: “A penalty of disqualification may in exceptional individual cases be waived, modified or imposed if the Committee considers such action warranted.
Any penalty less than disqualification must not be waived or modified.
If a Committee considers that a player is guilty of a serious breach of etiquette, it may impose a penalty of disqualification under this Rule.”
Most PGA events require that you qualify, which involves their “Qualifying school”, a series of tournaments. Top finishers move on, and the top finishers of the final get their tour card.
The US Open is an exception: it is open to all, but, again, you have to win qualifying tournaments to play in the actual event.
Since you say you don’t know much about golf, let me point out that “Major tournamnets” means something very specific on the PGA, referring to the 4 “Majors”: The Masters, The US Open, The (British) Open, and the PGA Championship*. Each has it’s own rules to get in, and it depends on what you mean by “come out of nowhere”. Augusta can invite anyone it damn well pleases to play in the Masters, but typically they invite
*not to be confused with the recently held Player’s Championship, which is sometimes called “the 5th Major”, even though it is not technically a major.
Also keep in mind that spectators pay big bucks for tickets to these events. They aren’t going to do that to see just any bum play. So individual tournaments may vary in their method of selecting who plays, but you can be sure it ensures only damn good players make it.
A few years ago there was a news article about a guy who had absolutely no previous experience in golf. Being independantly wealthy he had decided to devote the next two years of his life solely to golf and fully believed this was enough time to get good enough to join the pro tour. Did anybody else hear about him/know how far he got.
Wasn’t Happy actually unnerved by the silence, and encouraged the spectators to cheer enthusiastically while he was shooting? It’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie.
And for that matter, if an actual golfer did make it known that he preferred the noise, would the tournament organizers allow it in that case?
IIRC–I haven’t seen the beginning of the movie in a while–Happy won some kind of local amateur tournament. It sounds like the rules of who will be invited to participate in some of the major tournaments are sufficiently vague that it would be possible (no matter how unlikely) for a Happy Gilmore to end up playing in them. I guess this would be true for the minor tournaments, too. In the movie, the pro golf administration very much wanted Happy to be “on the tour” because of the publicity, ratings, and revenue that he brought in, and I’d assume that in real life, they would have a lot of influence.
Two more questions:
If a golfer hit a ball that landed on a spectator’s foot, what would actually happen?
At the last hole of the big tournament, between Shooter making his shot and Happy’s turn, a media tower collapsed and fell across the green. How would something like this be handled in real life? Would it be handled differently if the event was caused by one of the golfers’ “breaches of etiquette” rather than just ordinary negligence or bad luck?
If the ball landed and stayed on someone’s foot, the golfer would be able to move the object, here a foot, and place the ball where the foot was. Usually this happens to someone’s blanket or something like that. Usually people are out of the way at most places.
I would say they would move the tower. As a mater of fact I’m almost positive of it since you can move obstructions that are man made. Or you can move your ball out of the way of an object that can not be moved normally.
There are other ways into tournaments. Many times the sponser will allow local pros to play, usually it’s only one or two. I’m sure they have their own rules, but here in DC it’s usually someone who has been on the Tour before, or one of the minor tours. I know the few times I went to the Kemper Open, now something else, there were a few local players, one of which had won an event years ago and didn’t play much.
24-1 Movable Obstruction A player may take relief without penalty from a movable obstruction as follows:
(a) If the ball does not lie in or on the obstruction, the obstruction may be removed. If the ball moves, it must be replaced, and there is no penalty provided that the movement of the ball is directly attributable to the removal of the obstruction. Otherwise, Rule 18-2a applies.
(b) ** If the ball lies in or on the obstruction, the ball may be lifted and the obstruction removed. The ball must through the green or in a hazard be dropped, or on the putting green be placed, as near as possible to the spot directly under the place where the ball lay in or on the obstruction, but not nearer the hole.**
Augusta also has an open invitation to anyone who has ever won the Masters. Even if Ian Woosnam and Mike Weir totally lose their games and have +15 handicaps, they can still take thier shot.
Called Sponsor’s exemptions, the tournament sponsor can invite just about anyone to play in their tournament. This explains how Annika played in the Colonial three years ago, and how Michelle Wie has played in the number of men’s tournaments the last two years. Some pros complain that this takes away a slot for a dues paying member, but in most cases it’s only one or two spots and in most cases, the exemption doesn’t even make the cut.
Anyone who does that is still a pretty good golfer, but that’s about as close to “coming from nowhere” as you’ll get. If one of these guys is in contention, usually the gallery knows it and will rally around him. That’s also true if the guy is just an amateur and/or is likeable for some other reason (like he’s chubby).