Probably Cafe material, but I don't care. Who is the bald bad-ass in The Longest Yard

Just finished watching Who Wants To Marry My Dad, or whatever the hell it was called, and noticed that the dad is a dead ringer for the bald martial arts guy in The Longest Yard. I’m trying to locate a pic of this guy and havent had much luck with a quick search of IMDB and such. IMDB doesn’t have any pics of the supporting guys.

Anyone got a name or a link to a pic of who the mean guy is?

Is it the same one in the Bronson/Coburn bare-knuckle fight movie “Hard Times”?

I think it’s former GB Packer star Ray Nitzche. Whose name I’m sure I just butchered.

See if it could be Robert Tessier

Yeah, I think it’s Tessier: http://www.pachanko.com/starcrash/thor.html

Nitschke played a guard.

But he didn’t play guard. He played linebacker.

We have a winner with Tessier!

Thanks much!

BTW, I don’t know whether Tessier was naturally bald or just shaved, but he played bald bad-asses for his whole career.

Execept in one of his earliest roles, in which he played a haired bad-ass (biker) in the Tom Laughlin “Billy Jack” classic “Born Losers.”

The ironic thing is that in this one role, in which he did have hair of some kind, his name was “Cue-Ball.”

Inside or outside?

And what’s with the “I don’t care” that I’m in the wrong forum in the thread title? That’s just asking for a knuckle whacking, dude.

You know this is the wrong forum, but you don’t care? Well, I care.

This is closed.

Oh, yeah. Reposting this in Cafe Society would be cross-posting and that’s against our rules.

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