Do you mean this?
LG makes one. It’s the sexiest fridge you’ve ever seen in your life.
Mine was the best, since it’s creepy.
Looks like I have to work on my quick draw! 
A car that you can fold up and put in your pocket.
Telepods
Pants that fit.
I dunno about your dogs, but ours do not, on balance, leave our kitchen floor cleaner. :dubious:
Anyway, they may make these but I’ve never seen them: lightweight long sleeve knitted pullover shirts. I sunburn very easily and wish I had something to cover my arms in summer that wasn’t sweaty.
They make all-beef halal hotdogs; do you mean one that actually tastes like roast beef?
I already have the remote start feature on my car - now I want it to drive itself over to the door so I don’t have to walk too long outside in the rain or freezing cold or icky August humidity. (I wouldn’t use the feature in good weather…at first 
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catfood my cat will actually eat
everything I really want already exists in some form or another: the iPod, my PDA, these are viable versions of things I’d envisioned back in the early 90’s. If only I’d had the wherewithall to actually invent them…:smack:
Cars with heated steering wheels. I think they make one or two models, but not in a Vehicle I would buy.
I don’t need them anymore, but there’s a time I’d have given a mint for a pacifier with a self-contained locator device. Just clap or whistle and it’d beep (loudly enough to be heard over the baby crying!). All the time I spent hunting for the damn binky so I could get my son to sleep…
Oh, and a house that flushes. Kuh–chuhhhg! and the house is clean!!
It’s been done. There’s a refrigerator available with an 14" LCD screen built into the door. It was one of the more expensive models at Sears.
I drank some wine once on an airplane and it came in a little 10 or 12 oz. bottle.
Wasn’t that one of the original ideas for the Segway? I realize you can’t put it in your pocket, but you can put it in a corner of your office.
They had that in Blues Brothers. The Bluesmobile had a little remote control.
Yep, and another that tastes like chicken.
I would like softer Corn Nuts?
That’s gotta be as lame as liking Circus Peanuts. :eek:
:eek: I’m lame?? :eek:
Very lame. He had a meeting about it and everything but you weren’t invited because you know, lame and all. Sorry.
Ah, didn’t know they made them. I was thinking more along the lines of a big screen tv with a little refridgerator on the bottom so I could store beer/snacks. No more missing those precious few seconds of the game and yes, I am that lazy. Come to think of it, I probably could just move my fridge into the living room and solve the whole problem.
Pre-made Puppy Chow. Not the dog food. The Chex Mix and chocolate stuff.
Why should I have to go buy a whole box of Chex Mix, a crapload of chocolate and a whole bag of powdered sugar when I want some? You would think someone would have mass-produced it by now.
Hey, join the club. I love 'em. I just wish they came in bigger bags.
Interactive paint, that enables you to change the color of something (e.g. a room) without repainting it.
Non-stinky wet cat food that stays wet all day - Wet cat food is generally better for cats (well, it is higher in fat) because it makes it’s easier on their teeth and it helps hydrate them (which is a problem in older cats). The problem is that it STINKS, and that it dries out and cats won’t eat it. Since cats like to feed on their own throughout the day, I’d like to see non-stinky wet food that I can leave in the kitchen all day that the cat can graze on all day.
Also, and this one’s nerdy and esoteric, but I’d really like to see a modern PCI-based MIDI interface for computers. People that use computers for sequencing drum machines, samplers, synthesizers, etc. can only buy Firewire or USB MIDI interfaces, even though they have noticeable timing problems compared to older PCI-based MIDI interfaces. The problem is that nobody makes PCI ones anymore, and even if you can find one, it’s probably incompatible with WinXP or other modern things. Bring it back!
Your problem has been solved. I use one of these myself. When you’re done with a normal bottle of wine, put on one of the corks, and pump it about 12 times. I wouldn’t say the wine stays perfect, but it will be entirely drinkable even two weeks later. Outside the fridge, which is nice, because fridges are always full.