Professor Plum, in the Dining Room, with the Lead Pipe!

This is utterly ridiculous. Everyone knows that Colonel Mustard speaks with a stiff upper lip British accent and served in India suppressing local uprisings.

Yeah, basically I got into a room on my first roll, made a suggestion, nobody had any of the clues I asked for, so I made an accusation and was correct.

Of course, since nobody else got a turn, we decided to play another game and I got my butt whupped on that one.

My older sister is a professional illustrator. (She’s really quite good. Here’sa book she did.) When she was in her 20’s she got annoyed at the poor quality of the art on the cards in our Clue set. So she decided to make her own. She redrew all the characters, weapons, and rooms in colored pencil and sprayed them with with fixative to keep them from smearing. And, for fun, she created a set of “victim” cards as well. The idea was that the body was so badly mutilated that it couldn’t be immediately identified. The victims were all members of our family, including our pet dachshund Freddy.

“I think Miss Scarlett killed Freddy in the Library with the Noose!”

Nope. Per the official rules Miss Scarlet goes first, then the play goes clockwise.

Maybe in your house rules, but the official rules state that an accusation must be done on your turn, must be stated as an accusation but can be done after a suggestion.

Do you still have those cards? I’d love to see scans of them.

My sister has them. I don’t think she has a scanner unfortunately, and we live on opposite sides of the country.

To speed up the game we roll two dice at once. Thus you are seldom trapped between rooms and a lot more happens on each round.

Oh, you wacky Adams kids…

I suggest that you do not know where your towel is.