That’s nothing guys, why just yesterday I saved a young mom from the horrible fate of driving, around in a car full of kids even, with an open gas tank door. After noticing the situation with my eagle like eyes, I steeled my resolve, turned towards my open window and said “Hey, you know your gas tank door is open?” The damsel in distress said “oh”, and got out a shut it.
I’m expecting my congressional medal of honor in a week or two.