Give my regards to Paul - he sings a song about me, you know. 
yeah, I know I’m leaving myself wide open for assorted snarky abuse…
Howdy Y’all! Home from feedin’ the [del]heathen horde[/del] sweet little children at VBS. Hot dawgs, sallit, N.O.T. chips, grapes, watermelon, cookies, and lemonade. Everyone feasted and then went off to learn VBS stuff. A good time was had by all.
I don’t care. The dew point gets up this high, or the temp breaks 95 no matter the humidity, and I get cranky. I’m old ----- it’s expected.
I will skip the obligatory Linda McCartney jokes here.
I didn’t know “I Am the Walrus” was one of his!
<ducks and covers>
It isn’t but why should that stop a good snark?
butters, Sis’ old dog, Popo, actually has to be knocked out for his nail trims. 
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So, who wants to loan me $10K so I don’t have to move? It will be paid back in full when the SSA corrects their mistake and gives me my disability money.
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At least we’re in good company. I’m still waiting to get DH’s SSDI and the $255 [del]insult[/del] death benefit.
I’m about to become (more?) bionic with the implantation of a cardiac monitor next week. My EP described the process of how the tiny thing is essentially injected, and I joked that it sounds like how dogs are microchipped. :eek: He didn’t exactly disagree with my assessment. At least it’s easy - takes about 15-30 minutes and then I drive home.
Something *far *more entertaining to look forward to is that I’m going to the Weird Al Yankovic show in about two weeks.
The Yoko Ono jokes are better, anyway.
“Oh John, Linda sing. You no let Yoko sing, you no get miso soup.”
I shall now retire to the boudoir to join OYKW. I’s sleepified and I do believe he is already zonked out.
Nitey Nite Y’all!
We see hubs cardiologist tomorrow to see if he needs a pacemaker. He wore a monitor for three weeks so maybe we can get the results of that.
GOTTI. We have an electrophysiologist too. Smart people.
Work was busy, but I survived it, and the thunderstorms on the way home.
{The Police]Rooosssiiieee Cotton, you don’t have to put on the red light
Rooosssiiieee Cotton ,you don’t have to sell you body to the night…[/The Police]
If I had something other than $10K(Zimbabwean*), I would. I’ll buy a Powerball ticket tomorrow. 
Good luck, gotti!
Good luck, Butters, and Mr. Butters
*$4.37 American
That’s $4.37 more than I have right now 
Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Short day today.
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up, caffeinated, and purtified so no YAWN. ‘Tis 74 Amurrkin out and cloudyish with a predicted high of 94 and partly cloudy for the day. We’re goin’ for brekkie at Pearly’s today cause OYKW has a gnawin’ and a cravin’ for snausage gravy and bizkits and Pearly’s has the best. Works for me cause if’n he’s buyin’ I’m eatin’. 
Butters here’s hopin’ all goes well with the hubs today.
I hear rumblin’s from the bedroom so OYKW must be ready to go. Brekkie here we come!
Happy Hump Day Y’all!
Apparently we had rain overnight, and it’s lingered in the form of humidity. I swear, if you go outside and take a deep breath, you risk drowning!! I think the word is oppressive.
**FCD **had his MRI yesterday and he’ll see his doc tomorrow. We’ll find out if there’s anything other than surgery to give him relief. I think the answer is “Probably not.” Dammit.
So, buncha work to do today - I should probably get started.
Happy Wednesday.
(to show you how desperate I am) - how about if ten of you each loaned me $100?
Happy Hump Day!
I hate that fucking entresto commercial, I hate hate HATE tomorrow tomorrow I love you tomorrow have to be the damn dumbest lyrics every written, right up there with hot blooded check it and see got a fever of 103
grumpy blurf
Ono they’re not. (Saw an opportunity, couldn’t resist 
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It’s supposed to be unusually hot here today. I might just stay inside and get some work done.
Tell us how you *really *feel
Awake, doctors, then work. A full day that I hope is dull. Excitement and doctors is never a good thing.
I have to write an email explaining to a nice customer lady that our new online scheduling option is borked and unfortunately, we cannot charge her only $265 for what’s actually about $500 worth of work without the travel charge I’d need to tack on because she’s more than 30 miles away. Nothing she asked for is something we don’t do, but we don’t do it for that new online price, and we certainly don’t do it that far away. But now we know to change the wording on the web pricing.
I believe that’s going to be the most exciting thing to happen today, but I could be wrong. Last night Roomie and I met a friend and had ice cream for dinner, then I sat down and played an Old Skool PC game for more hours than I care to admit. Tonight I plan to do it again, probably minus the ice cream part. Not because I don’t want ice cream, but because I’m enough of a grownup to know I probably shouldn’t have ice cream for dinner two nights in a row.