Grew up in middle California. Have always said wolf myself, but have known lots of people who said woof.
How does one mispronounce that? 
I pronounce the ‘w’, ‘l’, and ‘f’ in the normal manner, and the ‘o’ as a schwa.
Yes, but anyone who says “Woof Blitzer” would probably also say “Leonard and Virginia Woof.”
My fifth grade teacher, from somewhere down south (her southern accent was noteworthy in 1960’s rural Idaho), a racist and an idiot, pronounced it “woof.” I had never heard it pronounced that way before, and I still associate it with ignorant bigotry. I hear very few people pronounce it “woof,” fortunately.
I’m wondering how accurate this poll is going to be considering it’s self-reported. A friend of mine is from Louisiana and she can’t distinguish between the sounds in “wolf” and “woof”.
I always made fun of my mother for pronouncing “tiger” as “tagger”. But she managed to get “wolf” right. 
I say “wolf,” but my dog pronounces it “woof.”
I didn’t know anyone pronounced it “woof”.
I say “wolves”, my husband says “wooves”. I always laugh and say “What? What are they?” and he’ll hit me or something (not hard)
I’ve just noticed he also says ‘Vokes-wagen’ instead of ‘Volks-wagen’.
That’s how everyone I knew where I grew up in Texas pronounced it. “Vokes-wagen.” I still do (unless I’m speaking German, which happens rarely these days).
I hear it as “volts-wagon” around here a lot.
Regarding wolf/wolves: there is a kind of parasitic worm that gets in squirrels; the old folks call them “wolves”. My first husband would pronounce the word “wolf” as “woof” but when he talked about the worms he’d say “wools”. Most of his pronunciation problems stem from the fact that he doesn’t read very well.
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I say “wolves”, my husband says “wooves”. I always laugh and say “What? What are they?” and he’ll hit me or something (not hard)
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We really shouldn’t make fun of people for pronouncing things wrong. Eventually linguistic karma is going to catch up to me and someone is going to call me to the carpet for pronouncing howling “howing.”
People around here say wolf. They also (annoyingly to my ears) pronounce the L in salmon, walk, and talk.
They’re not wrong and neither are you.
I voted “woof”. That’s what we say in Australia…AND we say “pahm” for palm. You Americans talk funny 
I pronounce the l but I know many people who don’t. Haven’t bothered keep track of who did what, it’s not a word which comes up too often in casual conversation.
ETA: salmon has an l. Walk and talk are wok and tok, no l.
No ‘L’ in salmon. ‘Walk’ and ‘talk’ have 'L’s.
I worked with a guy from Texas who spoke Spanish as his first language. He pronounced ‘salmon’ the Spanish way, with the ‘L’. Drove me nuts.
That’s not the Spanish way, the Spanish way also has a different emphasis. I say SALmon in English, salMON in Spanish.