I’ve done it!! I have found a fool proof way for creationists to finally debunk all those Darwinists with their facts and other such tricky arguments!
I have been fooled, like so many before me, by these so called scientists!! They dazzled me with proof, evidence, and logic but, no more!
I discovered that I didn’t need all that “Education” and the faith they require to believe in that superstitious propaganda!
Yes instead with my limited background and experience I used my brain and figured it all out.
NOW WATCH AS I FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE BY USING EVIDENCE TO DEBUNK THEM!!
Well lack of evidence to be precise!!
I’m talking about…
GHOSTS!
Yes that’s right! Ghosts!!!
You see, people have witnessed ghosts from many eras. I’m talking about appiritions like medieval ghosts, Roman ghosts, Victorian Ghosts, even cowboy ghosts!
Yes Ghosts of all sexes, ages, creeds, and colours are seen by people of every sex, age, creed, and colour. Well, except for atheist ghosts because as we know those people have no souls. It also is proof positive of the old saying “There are no atheists in the afterlife”, or was that foxholes?
It isn’t too hard to mix those two up because I believe foxholes and the afterlife are exactly the same in all aspects except that you don’t have to see a faceless glowing giant, who sits on a magnificent omnipitant toilet, to get into a foxhole.
at least not yet.
Sorry where was I?
Uh… foxholes, atheists sex, creed, colour…sex… uh sex…
Oh yes, GHOSTS!
As I was saying we have seen Ghosts from every era…
But no one has ever ever ever reported seeing a Caveman ghost!
Do you know why?
'Cause there ain’t no such thing!!!
No Caveman ghosts mean no cavemen! Therefore the earth has to only be a few thousand years old.
How else do explain that?!?! Hah! You and your so called science!!!
“But, Mr Smarty loafer, how can you explain all those things that appear older than a few thousand years old if there were no cavemen?” You and your devil worshiping, soon to be part of the eternal weenie roast, science buddies may ask.
Easy!! God… or your buddy (atheist number 1 and Darwin’s Muse) the Devil are trying to deceive us… or maybe it’s leprechauns.
Those little cereal obsessed bastards are elusive and mischievous. I won’t put anything past them…
(And yes, before you begin to try and trick me, I’ve seen a leprechaun ghost.
It was the 2004 St Patrick’s Day celebration. On my 15th Green Beer I was attacked by the ghost of one who also stole my pants, which is why the police found me half naked running around people’s back yards screaming “Come here you little Bugger!” Of course, the police still won’t believe me! F#$%&ng Leprechaun bastard)
Anyway, as you can see you may now throw away those “science” books and finally look really really really hard at the lack of evidence which proves science is the bunk!
Hopefully, one day, I’ll catch that Ghost that stole my pants as easily, and make him pay… First though, I have to find the Unicorn that stole my clothes and painted a smiley face on my butt when I fell asleep at the local girls school last New years!
(Sorry folks feeling a little quirky today 
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