In “Thunder Road,” he sings
“I ain’t no hero, it’s understood
all the redemption I can offer, girl,
is beneath this dirty hood.”
Proof positive!
They say people have about 60 000 thoughts per day. By rough calculations I’ve had about 6 billion thoughts during my lifetime. I never, EVER, had a thought about Bruce Springsteen’s penis until today.
Thank you for that.
Bruce is clearly singing of the clitoral hood, albeit smegma-laden, and the pleasure he can provide with his sexual prowess…
Of course you know that even the smallest suggestion that The Boss is a Jew would outweigh all the aforegoing.
Let’s see:
- From Jersey
- Dark slitty eyes
- Long last name containing a “stein” sound
- In show biz
- Reasonably creative
- Rich as shit
- Still concerned about social issues
I’m satisfied.
I’m a big proponent of the post-natal snip-snip, but the problem is less with the hood per se than with the grease and gunk that tends to accumulate there.
But he really wasted a great opportunity with “I’m Goin’ Down,” which is about his girlfriend’s loss of interest in him, rather than… well, let’s say, what could’ve been his redemption for having that “dirty hood” in the first place!
I have but not in such detail.
I came looking for info on the new releases and instead found this jewel which I am shamelessly bumping…
Remember when Reagan thought he was a conservative?