Ahhhhh, another prescriptivism vs descriptivism thread.
Has anybody else consistently misread the thread title as “Proper Geek pluralization?”
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This “shackle” is a link to meaning, and disposing of it makes the language that bit less expressive:
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No it doesn’t. The language is still able to express the plural form of octopus.
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if you know that more than one octopus are octopods, you can make the link to podiatrists, podiums, pedestrians, pedals and pedestals.
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Or if you’re a native speaker and thus an informant you know that your language includes exceptions, and would know the grammatically proper use of “podiums”.
There are all sorts of irregular words in English. Hasn’t made English any less expressive, at all.
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If you call them octopi, you make the link to nothing, and the language loses something.
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Define exactly what the language loses, please. And no, it doesn’t make a link to nothing, it makes a link to the plural of octopus.
Run —> ran
Throw —> threw
Kill —> killed
Has the use of varying forms which do not follow the use of ‘ed’ as a suphix rendered people unable to communicate well, or to confusion, or to a lack of expressive power in English?
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I agree that language is constantly in flux, and I have no problem in calling podiums podiums rather than podia, or rostrums rostrums rather than rostra: adopting standard English pluralisation in this case doesn’t detract from the meaning.
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Then why, specifically, does ‘octopi’ change things?
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Similarly, more than one octopus can be octopuses and I’ll be quite happy.
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Why are you not happy if they’re octopi?
Should the past tense of throw be throwed, the past tense of run be runned?
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But adopting a Latin pluralisation - not, you’ll note, Standard English in itself,
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You are incorrect. If a native speaker told you that it was a grammatical construction, then it would be part of SAE, The fact that it’s root is a corruption of Latin doesn’t alter the fact that it has meaning for an informant being asked about SAE.
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and getting it wrong only serves to obfuscate and confuse the language, not to clarify it.
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I propose an experiment.
Start a thread in IMHO asking how many people are confused about the meaning of the word “octopi”, and how many people find it obfuscative. I predict that native speakers will, with close to 100% cohesion, tell you that it’s neither confusing nor obfuscative. It’s just the plural of the word.