PSA: you can't make it better and cheaper at home.

OTOH, most restaurants use the same prepackaged ketchup, mustard, soy sauce, hot sauce, and jelly that you would at home. Some places do make their own - I know one bar that has a horseradish mustard for their pretzels that will clear your sinuses if you treat it like regular mustard, and I know another place that does specialty fries with custom dipping sauces, but if you go to a diner you’re likely to see the same ketchup and mustard bottles you can get at a store, and jelly packets of the same brand as store bought jelly. A good number of backend sauces are bought pre-made, and not just ones that you’d consider an ‘ingredient’ like worchestershie sauce or tomato paste, but things like alfredo sauce or marinara sauce. This is especially true at chain restaurants, where a ton of meals are actually cooked and assembled in a factory, then frozen.

That does remind me of another point: If you’re looking at chain restaurants, a lot of times you can buy the exact frozen meals that they use from the same manufacturer and heat them at home yourself, which is going to give literally exactly what they have in the restaurant.

I’ve had some pretty good housemade ketchups here at some restaurants. I’m not sure it’s worth the effort. Then again, I prefer Hunt’s to Heinz, so I hardly think Heinz is the pinnacle of ketchupdom.

I despise most kitchen accoutrements for being silly time wasting clutter that takes more time to wash than it ever saves.

After just one meal my wife convinced me a small wheel Parmesan cheese grater is worth it and that little guy has pride of place in the top utensil drawer.

Heathen!

I’m going to have to try that.
My kids, who now live in non-lemon growing places, text each other all the time complaining about having to buy lemons and how expensive they are. If I don’t use mine they fall off the tree and go into the compost bin.
Which has no soap scum on it.

My grandmother made her own ketchup. From her own tomatoes.

I didn’t like it. At all.
~VOW

The New Yorker once ran an article about ketchup. It seems that person after person has tried to make boutique ketchups, and they all failed because they were not as good as Heinz.

I’d say a better contest is whether you make a better Five Guys burger than Five Guys. Or better Whopper than BK, better Big Mac than McD’s, etc. While these are all hamburgers, they’re not the same. If I want a Baconator, your burger (excellent, I’m sure) probably won’t be close. And your fries and Coke Zero from the fountain (including the ice machine ice) will probably miss, too.

You must like fast food burgers a lot more than I do. Five guys is okay, but not as good as what I can make. I’m not willing to eat a whopper or a big mac, so I had about zero interest in trying to reproduce them. And I think there’s an excellent chance that I would like Projammer’s burgers better than five guy’s burgers.

Yeah, sometimes you just get a taste for a particular burger or particular pizza or whatnot. I make great burgers at home, but, sometimes, I just want a taste of an In N Out Double Double (doesn’t even have to be “animal style”) or a McDonald’s QP with cheese or White Castle slider or a sloppy Big Baby (a double cheeseburger with deeply browned onions, mustard, ketchup, pickle) from the local hamburger joint. (I’ll pass on the Whopper, though.) My burgers don’t exactly taste like those, and sometimes I want burgers that taste exactly like those. (Plus, yeah, I don’t have to mess up and stink up the house cooking them.) And, lord knows, I’ve tried a number of iterations of making my own White Castle burgers at home and, while fun to make and tasty, they just don’t taste like a real White Castle hamburger.

She probably didn’t put enough sugar in it. Store-bought ketchups contain an astonishing amount of sugar.

The idea that eating out is cheaper is crazy. Any time a family is trying to reduce their budget, the first item on it is generally ‘don’t eat out so much’.

A box of Kraft dinner is .99. A box of spaghetti is two or three bucks. Spaghetti sauce from a jar is only $3-4. I can make spaghetti and meat sauce for four for $10.

We have an instant pot, and one of our favorite dishes is a chicken and rice medley. I buy large bags of rice for $15 that last us months. The rice for the dish is maybe fifty cents. A package of chicken thighs is another $5 or so. The rest is veggies, garlic, etc. Add another $3 for all those ingredients. For less than $10 I get a dinner for the three of us, with enough leftovers for lunch. A similar dish in a restaurant around here would be roughly $12-$15 per person.

Taste is subjective, so I won’t say which is ‘better’. But financially there is no comparison.

It’s too concentrated and sweet tasting for me. I like the vinegary and fruity bite of Hunt’s. Out of curiosity, I googled blind ketchup taste tests, and it’s all over the map with who comes out as the best. And it’s not even consistent. Back in 2006, Cooks Illustrated and America’s Test Kitchen tasters named Hunts the best ketchup, and Heinz among the bottom of the brands they tasted. In 2018, it appears one of the Heinz ketchups is number one (though I can’t get to the original article.) I personally thought I was a Heinz guy until I tried them side by side, and, given my preference for tang, it’s unsurprising in retrospect I actually found I preferred Hunt’s. And, bonus, it’s usually half the price of Heinz at my supermarket.

Well i know I couldn’r replicate Pringles, or taki’s, or oreo cookies or corndogs or tator tots. could you?

I didn’t say I like any of them, either.

The particular product isn’t the point. That people crave these things and that most cooks can’t make a close facsimile at home is the point. Cookies from Subway, sliders from White Castle (highfives Puly on preview), McNuggets from the Arches, Meximelt with Fire sauce from Taco Bell, Arby’s beef with Horsey sauce, Papa John’s so and so with garlic parm shortening dip. And it’s not just nationally advertized fast food. I’ve never been able to successfully recreate salsa from the taquiera. The sauce on the jerk chicken is devilishly complex. High heat stir fry or egg foo yung is simple for the cheap Chinese place up the street but difficult to perfect at home. Even something as simple as diner-style hashbrowns takes more than initially apparent.

Others mentioned homemade ketchup. If one expects Heinz or Hunts, the homemade isn’t going to work. Try making a passable Tater Tot or Tostino pizza roll or Cool Ranch Dorito from scratch.

This is the channel you want to watch if you want to try Oreos and the such.

(But, yeah, we make corn dogs at home here. Not hard. I wouldn’t want to try Oreos or Pringles, though.)

ETA: Oh, wow. Claire also did try to do Pringles. Oh, holy crap, and Takis, too!!!

(Note, for educational purposes only. No sane person is gonna want to do those.)

I LOVE Claire!

I read an article some time back that the word ‘ketchup’ meant a wide gambit of sauces until Heinz went into the market, their innovation was in the preserving aspect, which is why it has a sharp vinegar taste. For them, early on, it was popular because it was a consistent reliable flavor that didn’t make people sick.

I guess it’s kinda like why pork is always salted now. It’s doesn’t need to be, there are flavorless preservatives, it just is because that is what we’re used too.

And yeah, Hunts is served to old people and children in cafeterias because they have no tastebuds. Fun fact, McDonalds served Hunts in all locations except Minnesota and Pittsburgh until lately. In a move toward uniformity they changed it to all Hunts. That’s ok, I didn’t need more fast food in my life anyway.

Yes. Ketchup ultimately owes its history to a Chinese fish sauce. Up through about the 1700s, there were a bunch of varieties. If you look through old cookbooks, mushroom and walnut ketchups seemed to be very popular. See here, for instance

(The Hand-book of Pracetical Receipts, of Every-Day Use…) Published 1847 in Philadelphia.

You’ll find various other ketchups there, some made with anchovies, some with cockles, cucumbers, oysters, walnuts, and, of course, tomato.

My recollection is that it was somewhere around that time (mid-1800s) that tomato ketchup starting becoming the most popular.

Banana Ketchup is a very popular Filipino condiment, and I always keep some around, along with calamansi juice (at least until our calamansi plant grows more an ramps up production), for my inasal dishes. (Another SE Asian condiment you’ll always find in my house during grilling season is kecap manis. Great stuff!)