Psst...hey, buddy....maybe you've seen an F-35 fighter jet someplace 'round here?

At this point, I really can’t tell the difference between Trump’s “truths” and the Onion anymore…

He also had expert advice for Boieng on passenger jets.

And remember when he demanded that the Ford-class aircraft carriers be redesigned because the location of the control tower looked weird.

My understanding is that jets enjoy playing the game “sardines”. There is likely a small group of F-35s hiding in a nearby hedgerow.

Two items on this:

  1. MARINE is an acronym: Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential
  2. MARINE is an acronym: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment

(both learned from Marines)

It is this comment that allowed me to not be confused by some recent Facebook posts.