A year ago, the Centre County, Pennsylvania District Attorney, Ray Gricar, inexplicably disappeared. The day after he disappeared they found his car, and then later his laptop washed up on the shores of the Susquehanna River, too damaged to give them any clues as to his whereabouts. The case is still open, and the trail is cold. Nobody has any idea what happened.
So today, in order to try to break something loose, the local newspaper printed an update on the situation. There’s not much to tell, except for this:
So much for “just the facts”. The fact is that psychics are phony. There has never, to my knowledge, been a psychic who has demonstrated that their “skills” are anything but parlor tricks, lucky guesses, and shots in the dark. Hell, if I made a million guesses in a year like Jeane Dixon I’d be close on one or two of them too, and everybody would be amazed at my “psychic insight”.
She led the cops to a building. Wow, how amazing. And wow, she had never been there before. Oh, and she won’t reveal what it is. I can guess why. It’s because she got the description and address from the Internet. I’ve never been to France, but I can tell you what the Arc de Triomphe and the Eiffel Tower look like. I can also tell you where they are. Does that make me a psychic?
A police officer that consults a psychic is a moron. They are only right in the movies. This continued use of pseudo-scientific nonsense does nothing but continue to validate the loony brigade’s belief in the “supernatural”. And this particular loony is getting her own TV show. :rolleyes:
Maybe she can ask Ms. Cleo how her TV show is going to do. No, wait, let me take a shot at it. Her TV show will be quite successful initially, then it will fade in the ratings and finally get cancelled. Remember when it happens that I called it first, using my incredible psychic abilities. Or, perhaps, it could be that that’s the way it always happens, and careful scientific analysis bears that out.
Either way, Mr. Police Officer, stop dealing with con men and charlatans. It gets you nowhere and gives them all sorts of street cred that they don’t deserve.