I’m a computer science major and I am required to take psychology. I have a paper due soon which I do not have time to write, so I’m asking one of you straight dopers to help me cheat. The class is Intro to Psychology and the paper should be 4 to 5 pages long. I was hoping someone has done a paper like this and could email it to me at jongri@comcast.net. Please, please, please, please help me.
Jongri
It must be April Fools’ Day somewhere.
Perhaps on Jongri’s home planet…
Hi jongri. Speaking as a university instructor, I would be most displeased to have a student act like this. I certainly won’t help you plagiarize, which I’m sure violates your university’s student conduct code. I struggled through my programming course; now you do your own work in my field!
I looks like you need that course on psychology.
On the other hand, I’m easy. If you let me borrow your Porsche for a week, I’ll write that paper for you.
We discourage using the SDMB for homework help, but this one really takes the cake. You’re actually asking for help in cheating? Don’t ever do that again. This thread is closed.
bibliophage
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