Nah. He’s made the fatal mistake . . . he’s crossed the line from entertaining to boring.
Think I’ll go home and wait for the Ninja assasin to arrive.
If you see him, though, remind him that true safety lies in always wearing his tin-foil hat.
Jodi
Fiat Justitia
You mean… like he’s switched personalities? Hmmmmm…
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
There’s a man who leads a life of danger.
On every messageboard he posts he stays a stranger.
With every post he makes,
Another chance he takes.
Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow.
Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They’ve given you a handle.
And Zottis taken 'way your name.
(Look out!)
Beware of pretty handles you may find.
A pretty handle may hide an evil mind.
Ooh, careful what you post:
Cause you don’t get the jokes.
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow.
Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They’ve given you a handle.
And Zottis taken 'way your name.
(Look out!)
You’re sunnin’ on the Left Behind one day,
Then bleedin’ in a Straight Dope alley next day.
Oh, don’t let the wrong word slip.
While kissin’ persuasive lips.
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow.
Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They’ve given you a number.
And Zottis taken 'way your name.
(Look out!)
Ah Ha!!! So we meet again Mr. Waller!!!
Yes, it is I, your Arch-Rival. You must have thought I was dead after my secret moon base exploded after you foiled my plot to control the world through the evil that is known as “Everquest”. Ha ha the joke is on you! I have more and more people wasting their time on this than ever. Soon society will crumble as people decide that making it to ninth level is more important than their jobs or even eating a decent meal. //insert evil diabolical laugh//
The question remains, has anyone ever seen FORMERAGENT and The Finder together?
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” --W.C. Fields
ROFLMAO, Krispy! Thank you!
Sheesh, I stay off line for a few hours and all heck breaks loose. I am sorely disappointed that Formeragent has been taken away from us, because he provided me with the easiest material I have ever had. Back to my random witty rejoinders in MPSIMS. Ihave had my fun in Great Debates (although in this case it was more like Tepid Weirdness.) As for “The Finder”, keep up the posting, and maybe you too can be the butt of jokes that make me look like the wittiest tosser of bon mots this side of Frasier Crane.
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Kvallulf posts:
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Change that to Everclear, and I think you’re onto something…
Sue from El Paso
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
Krispy: gotta say that was one of the flat-out funniest things I’ve read here.
Your visualization and riff was much better than mine. I kept picturing the curtain pulling back on the messy, disorganized con artist booming away as the Great Omnipotent Oz. (“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! uh…uh…”)
Does this mean we’re all going to get audited, our phones bugged and our sewer rates will go up?
Still humming,
Veb
Krispy, you rat, now you have me free associating. The “secret agent man” theme got me off on Patrick McGoohan (sp?) and his paranoid TV series where he was a renegade agent. He was confined to a surreal internment town where threatening amorphous blobs (finders??) burped out of the ether and squished/ingested traitors.
Oh, this is a pleasant (though still funny) image to sleep upon…
Veb
I thought that show was a documentary…
Dat be “The Prisoner.”
Methinks.
Stop telling God what to do.
Kvalluf wrote:
EverQuest is not evil. It is a good and pleasant game, created by fun-loving programmers purely as a way to bring happiness and leisure to people around the world.
(This is a completely objective review. My saying this is not related to the fact that my company wrote the game. Nope, nothing to do with that at all…)
Laugh hard; it’s a long way to the bank.
What a weird fucking crybaby.
Hey Finder - find THIS! :::assists him in sticking his head further up his ass:::
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
The y2k bug made tracer write:
I’ll interpret this as a compliment. Thank you.
That reminds me…
Hey Tracer…FUCK YOU!
Krispy Original – voted SDMB’s 19th most popular poster (1999)
Uh, hey Adam Yax - we have too many ‘sects’ in Montana as it is. Please don’t. Please!
LIfe is a tragedy to those who feel…and a comedy to those that think