Public Warning

Please advise and notify the administration of this service or the local authorities should anymore threats be made by FORMERAGENT. This person should be considered a threat to personal safety, and is in fact a technologically advanced, disgruntled former employee of a government agency. Do not attempt to engage in conversation or threaten or “dare” this person. I can attest to the fact that this matter is very serious, and the banning of FORMERAGENT by Mr. Edward Zotti, was the proper response after review. Once again, please avoid, and refrain from conversing with this person.

Thank you

Mark Waller

Bah!

Now you’re gonna go and screw up my bet in the pool.

Waste
Flick Lives!

Well, since he’s been BANNED, you total moron, we don’t have to worry about conversing with him. Now go away, little boy, you bother me.


Jodi

Fiat Justitia

I double-dog dare FORMERAGENT to retaliate against me!

This is an interesting study into the duality of man.

And my friends say I’M psycho!!!

hey, what’s that little red dot on me chest. . .AARRRGGGHHHHHHh


Hell is Other People.

Ma’m your attacks on me are growing offensive, and irritating. Your behaviour, for anyone of your supposed age is reproachable, let alone a fellow employee. I will ask you one final time to stop your commentary, before I will make request to the administrators of this “chat” group that you be temporarily suspended.

May I add, that though he be banned, this person can, and more than likely will be back in the area on the internet, quite soon.

Mark Waller

I guess you don’t read so good.

You’re bothering one of our favourite posters.

Now you’re bothering me.

Scram.


Stop telling God what to do.

Forget the banned one. I double-dog dare “The Finder” to string two believable sentences into the same post.

BTW, that’s the first time I have ever seen the adjectival phrase technologically advanced attached to an individual. Wow, he really must be dangerous. Too bad he wasn’t grammatically advanced. That would have put the fear of God into me.


The best lack all conviction
The worst are full of passionate intensity.
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Yeah yeah, sure sure, FORMERAGENT/MarkSerlin/Phaedrus/dlv/Contestant #3. Whatever you say.

I guess there’s no limit to how many hotmail accounts one can have.

You total idiot!! This is so amusing. What makes you think I am one of your “fellow employees”? If you knew the first thing about me, you’d know that I am not your fellow anything. If you hung around with any frequency, you might actually have a clue regarding what I DO do, which you obviously don’t, Spook-Boy.

I fart in your general direction.


Jodi

Fiat Justitia

Oh, and one more thing:

BAN ME!! GET ME BANNED!! HAVE ME THROWN OFF THE BOARD!!

I dare you.

HEY, ED!!! GET READY TO BAN ME DUE TO PRESSURE FROM THE LUNATIC FRINGE!!

I’ll just wait here.


Jodi

Fiat Justitia

All together now, This is dedicated to FORMERAGENT and The Seeker, I mean the Finder

Life During Wartime
Talking Heads
Heard of a van that is loaded with weapons, packed up & ready to go
Heard of some gravesites out by the highway, place that nobody knows
The sound of gunfire off in the distance, I’m getting used to it now
Lived in a brownstone, I lived in a ghetto, I’ve lived all over this town

This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco, this ain’t no foolin’ around
No time for dancing or lovey-dovey, I ain’t got time for that now

Transmit the message to the receiver, hope for an answer someday
I got three passports, a couple of visas, don’t even know my real name
High on a hillside trucks are loading, everything’s ready to go
I sleep in the daytime, I work in the nighttime, I might not ever get home

This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco, this ain’t no foolin’ around
This ain’t the Mudd Club, or CBGB’s, I ain’t got time for that now

Heard about Houston? Heard about Detroit? Heard about Pittsburgh, PA?
You oughtta know not to stand by the window, somebody see you up there
I got some groceries, some peanut butter, to last a couple of days
But I ain’t got not speakers, ain’t got no headphones, ain’t got no records to play

Why stay in college? Why go to night school? Gonna be different this time
Can’t write a letter, I can’t send a postcard, I can’t write nothing at all
This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco, this ain’t no foolin’ around
I’d love to hold you and I’d like to kiss you but I ain’t got time for that now

Trouble in transit, got through the roadblock, we blend in with the crowd
We got computers, we’re tapping phone lines, I know that that ain’t allowed
We dress like students, we dress like housewives, or in a suit and a tie
I changed my hairstyle so many times now I don’t know what I look like (!)
You make me shiver, I feel so tender, we make a pretty good team
Don’t get exhausted, I’ll do some driving, you oughtta get you some sleep
Burned all my notebooks, what good are notebooks? They won’t help me survive
My chest is aching and it burns like a furnace, the burning keeps me alive

I know government employees aren’t expected to know much, that’s why they work for the government, but is anyone else annoyed that Finder can’t seem to spell Ma’am correctly? He should have his secretary proof his posts before he hits the submit button.


“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

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As I said, I believe Mr. Zotti is aware of the situation and handling it accordingly. Note that the strings are being closed and the last line of each is advising, caution.

I can say happily, I’m glad that the administrators of this “chat” group, realize what a real threat some people pose.

I thank those of you who cooperated for this.

Thank you and good evening.

Mark Waller

Can’t let him have the last word . . .

So, how 'bout them Seahawks?

Does that mean you’re leaving now? Bye.

Felice

“Everything, once understood, is trivial.” -WES

Ed has asked me to moderate my comments so INSERT HEAPS OF SCORN HERE.

Fortunately for me, I have to go anyway – off to another Super Secret Government Meeting. I hope this loser has wandered off or been banned by tomorrow.


Jodi

Fiat Justitia

Wow, first it’s fundamentalists now it’s “government agents”…I think that I’ll move my sect to Montana.

Does anyone know what kind of aspirin Ed takes? I would like to buy stock in the company soon, I think they will have a record quarter.

A hat with bells on is not funny, it is the jester underneath.

Hey jodih! We’re in the Pit now! So let loose with that scorn, hon!!

And Finder…I believe she, Waste, and I are still waiting for you to post where we are and what we do. So?


“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.