Guard number one is a senior on Klahn’s mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please: Hung Well!
Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for: Long Wang!
Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he’s a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please: Enormous Genitals!
I saw this character listed somewhere as the largest breasted female comic book character. I would have to actually own the comic book she appeared in to believe they ever created a character like this.
I can’t believe I didn’t come up with this earlier, especially considering his prominence in the Supergirl TV series.
The Martian Manhunter, aka J’onn J’onzz. His name is phonetically similar to the human name John Jones, which is a perfect name to use when you’re impersonating someone, as J’onn did when masquerading as a human in the comics.