Purple Bear fans unite (or let's have another party)

Ummm… is it a little ‘chilly’ in here, Pizzle? Oops, sorry. Didn’t mean that to come out that way. :wink:

Hey, Drop! Get back in here! Where do you think you’re going? I need help in here. And, it’s alright, I won’t make you take off your clothes if you don’t want to. <would it help if I begged?> :wink:
<Oops! Another stray thought rears it’s head!>

There you are, dpr! YEP! You started this, the least you can do is come play…I mean participate in this game. :smiley:
I’ll even do the oiling if you want. :slight_smile:

WHAT?? His back. I was talking about his back. Get your minds out of the gutters people! Ok, then; the bedroom. :stuck_out_tongue:

Thanks, guys for the hugs.
{{{{{{dropzone}}}}}}
{{{{{{dpr}}}}}}

BAM!!

The door from the bathroom in the BearPad is kicked open. All movement stops. Heads swivel. The tinkle of ice in tequila is the only sound.

Standing with hands on hips, backlit by a 50-watt bulb, the oiled, naked, Adonis-like silhouette speaks…

“It is I, ChiefScott, Twister champion!
Slayer of the less nimble! Master of the inflexible!”

As curs, awefilled men cower. Awefilled women dampen.

“Let’s play ladies…”

looks at ChiefScott

looks at Vestal Blue

Hmmm…I’ll play naked Twister with BOTH of you. Somehow I think that’ll cheer me RIGHT up. :wink:

Well, Falcon, it seems as though there are more men than women playing Naked Twister tonight.
I like the odds. :smiley:
Now, who’s going to show me how to play? What are the rules? I wouldn’t want to put a foot wrong, as it were. :wink:

I like the odds too, PB. Like I said, this should cheer me up after a REALLY bad evening.

So…who wants to show me how to play? Chiefy? VB?

Omigod…Chief Scott is double-jointed?

Well, looks like the party has started. ::heroically avoids staring at the Twister game in progress::

I couldn’t miss a celebration for Purplebear, one of the sweetest people around SDMB or anywhere else.

I hid behind the couch for a while–did you see what was going on back there?!–then fell asleep in the closet curled up with may face in the bowl of guacamole.

And here some fixin’s for great pina coladas: island rum, fresh pineapple juice—got a blender, PB?

Hey, great bikini, PB!

Veb

::quickly rigs spinner so the ladies get “left foot yellow” and “right foot green”::

Well, now. Lookee here. “Left hand blue” for me! I guess I’ll slide right… under… here.

Damn! Now that’s a view!

|| drop steps back in for another beer ||

Chief, is that YOU tinkling in the ice?

|| Hugs Purplebear again || {{{{{Purplebear}}}}}

Jeeze! Now I have an oily body print of the guest of honor on my clothes! Guess I can’t go home until I wash it off.

Dropzone you are already oily you might as well join in. Group showers later.
Do we have any volunteers for towel boys?
Chief Scott, I never! Okay, well maybe a little.

removing Chief’s gizmo from the spinner Say, none of you chromatic athletes have any objection to a rather hirsute, somewhat out-of-shape guy, do you? On the other hand, I am tall and dark…

Well, since these oily clothes have to get washed, well, what the hell! ||strips||

Left foot red!

::pushing one of kricket’s breasts out of the way::

Now only one appendage un-accounted for…

Hi, Veb! Awwww…thanks. Glad you like the bikini too. Blender’s right over there. Help yourself!

Why, thank you, Chief! :o Oops, sorry, thought for a second you were talking about me. Must be Veb or Kricket you’re talking about.

Ooooohhhh, drop, I just love hugs. Hehehehee. Oh, my! Sorry 'bout that. Happy you decided to join us in the game. :slight_smile:

Chronos, Tall and dark…Mmmmmmm…

What was that, Chief? Left foot red. Hmmmm…Awkward position for me, but I think I can handle it. Stop staring so hard!

Wow, two pages long already. What a party!!

What? Right hand green? oookay, I think I can reach that…
*stretches, succeeds and then looks up at… * OH MY!!!

blushes

PICTURES I WANT PICTURES!!! If I can’t be there in person, them somebody take pictures, lots of em, color close ups groups any thing just send em my way!!!

Well, I see Chiefy is playing with us, but what happened to the flyboy? Oh Vestal…where are you? Don’t you wanna play naked Twister with us? :wink:

Suddenly hearing hubby’s voice, purplebear turns around, almost falling out, I mean down, to wave at him. HI, honey!! Have fun scuba diving today! :slight_smile:
Oops! Heheheee… Sorry about that, dpr. Didn’t mean to…oh, my! What are you looking at with that funny look on your face…oh. :o

Hey, Falcon, I heard VB over there, I’m sure he’ll be joining us soon. Watch your hair, it’s getting in my face a little.

Why, Chief! I, ummmm, I, ummmm…had no idea! Oh, my! :eek:

VB, looking at the tangled mass of gleaming…mmmm.rrrr…

Appendages! Yeah! Appendages!

he strips out of his flight suit

“Hot Damn! I’m not too late!”

“Oh Falcon! You sassy bird you! Just look at you! mmmmmmm…yessss…”

“Huh? Oh! Right hand on green; But, it’s *busy * right now!”

First off, nice post/sig combo there, VB.

Moving on…

Chief! I didn’t know they had a, um, spinner for that appendage. Looks like you’re doing all right, though… :wink:

And VB! Is that YOUR hand? Well then…I’m petitioning to um, exempt you from that last spin. I like your hand where it is. :wink: (Hey, they don’t call me a sassy bird for nothing…)

Falcon says

Well, my fifth appendage has been taken care of!!