I was just getting ready to help you get the men off. You, yeah that’s what I meant. Kinda hard from down here though.
Uh Chief, I would have moved that for you. Not that I minded mind you.
Where’d Wally go, I wanted to try one of those body shots.
:Goes in search of Wally before the next round of Twister:
looks around Hmm, where’d everyone go? I was ready for another round of Twister. Or hmmm…body shots sounds like an idea. Oh Chief? Vestal? 
I think I’ve been abandoned for the one or more of the other 1000th post parties. I hope they come back. I demand a rematch!
Although that pileup was rather fun!!
Say, Falcon, want a drink while we wait?
Sure, purp! I could USE a drink this week. (LONG, bad week. Just trust me on this one.)
wanders over to the bar to find the Jack Daniel’s
Yo Purp! What do you want?
I’ll take a strawberry daquiri, thanks, Falcon! I guess we’re in here alone for now. So, tell me about your week.
Kinda personal, purp, so I won’t share on the board. Suffice to say I don’t think I’ve ever cried so hard in my life.
Sorry to hear that, Falcon. 
Email me if you want to.
{{{{{{{{Falcon}}}}}}}}}}
Aww Falcon, honey. Here; have a shoulder. Seriously.
And if you want to talk off-line, shoot me an e-mail.
I’m sweet, discreet, and I don’t charge much! 
I sure do hope you can make it to Vegas!
Now, while you’re playing bartender, mix me a nice strong rum & coke, pretty please?
Hands over drink to VB Thanks hon.
I hope I can make it to Vegas too, but it’s seriously looking like I can’t. sigh
:: ducking his head into the wreckage of the party ::
Hey! This is getting to be a real downer in here. Why don’t you kids move over to another party?
Don’t worry about the mess. The maid will clean it up.
VB shakes his head and blinks rapidly:
"Whew! ::Cough:: Good drink, Falcon!
You can make me one anytime! Thanks!"
Purplebear, looks like a great party. Looks like you could use those waterblasters though. Congrats on your 1000 post. Looking forward to more of them.