Scorpius (Farscape) the Brains
Pros- Scarran strength, can sense a person’s energy signature to see when they’re lying, genius-level intelligence, commands a starship capable of slagging a planet and can carry over 50,000 people (a Star Destroyer could fit inside it’s docking bay)
Cons; needs an elaborate cooling suit with thermal regulator rods to prevent the heat generated by his Scarran genes from destroying his heat-sensitive Sebecean genes, obsessed with Wormholes, really bad teeth, would cost a fortune in dental work
The Tick; the Muscle
Pros; Nigh Invulnerable, survived being shot into orbit and atmospheric re-entry, once was hit full on by a subway train and walked away only slightly British, incredible enthusiasm for his assigned task, to the exclusion of anything else
Cons; easily distracted by shiny objects
Steve Jobs; the Money
Pros; a Billionare with a soul, access to the most Insanely Great™ computers on the planet, owns the most loved animation studio in the world, Pixar, mortal enemy of bill gate$ and micro$oft
Cons; really bad temper
Chiana (Farscape); the Thief, Seductress (and eye candy )
Pros; can Kick, Kiss, or Cry her way out of anything, Jr. Miss Tough Chick of the Universe, can charm the mivonks off any male, immune to radiation (we don’t burn, but we don’t tan), sister of the leader of the Nebari Resistance movement
Cons; tends to get into trouble when caught stealing
Steven Hawking; the Brains
Pros; the most celebrated living Physicist of our time, give him access to Scorpy and Scorpy’s Command Carrier, and we would see the completion of wormhole technology, thanks to Peacekeeper medical technology, Prof. Hawking’s A.L.S. would be cured, and he would no longer be wheelchair bound
Cons; nothing that can’t be solved thru the use of science
yes, i know i have two “brains” henchmen, but i feel that that’s the most important part, i’m more of a brains-over-brawn kind of guy