Heh!!
Probably made some offhand comment.
Sorry, but in my defense I think the video of him shooting a gun answered the OP pretty well.
I’ve occasionally wondered what, if the spirit consciously survives, a person is feeling after being murdered. Shock … anger … regret … brooding vengeance? I never considered “embarrassment”, but after being offed by little more than a torso with a gun, that could actually be it. 
So you’re saying one hand (gun) beats two pair (of limbs).
“Ouch!”
Embarrassment and amazement would be my final thoughts.
I’d hate to be this guy’s lawyer. It’s sounds like he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
What amazes me about this story: professional cornhole player?? I had no idea you could make money at that.
Well, maybe not much money. After all, this dude does seem to be lacking the usual visible means of support.
Yeah, but then you have to factor in all the money he saves from not having to buy shoes.
If he gets a sympathetic jury, any chance he can walk?
I lol’d
Me too.
We Dopers are, collectively, very bad people. When it comes to the spirit of charitability, well … we don’t have a leg to stand on.
I love this thread.
Now that the factual question has been addressed and this thread has legs 
, I’m asking that the mods move it to a more appropriate forum.
You mean they should walk it over to, say, the Pit? And throw it in there. Sorta like into a quarry, but worse. Where it’ll bob for awhile in the cesspool of our disdain. Until it sinks. And then it’s f***ed?
I’m thinking more like MPSIMS, where it can be mildly cornholed to our distain. It’s a subtle distinction.
We were flipping channels one day & ESPN-47 had a tournament on. Like you our first thought was we didn’t know there was a televised circuit & pros. Our next thought, after watching for a few minutes was the best are good! Throw after throw after throw dead center right into the hole
Sure, got at it.
I guess now that we’ve moved, it’s time to rename the category.
MPSIMS, I dub thee Multi-Plegic Shooter Is Major Scary.
