Quality Movies In Which *Nobody* Dies?

Actually forget The Game. I forgot all about the main character watching his dad die in the beggining, though the only thing you see is his dad falling off a building.

I thought I was being clever too.

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Hook…rats. Well, Cpt. Hook gets swallowed by the crocodile at the end, but I doubt he’d be too upset about that.

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Hook runs Rufalo (?), the lost boy in charge while Pan was gone, through with a sword and kills him.

Dumbo

101 Dalmatians (the animated one)
Mary Poppins (well the old banker dies off screen, but he does die laughing)

The Passion

Not true - Alleyn (played by Ben Affleck) mentions Marlowe’s death/murder to Shakespeare: “Not the billing, Will, the bill.” Or something like that. However, it’s only mentioned - Marlowe’s death takes place off stage.

Snicks

I should ask, as there seem to be a lot of suggestions for very good, but adult movies which might bore the kid to tears…How old is he? And, what are his interests?

At this juncture, I’d like to mention that nobody dies in Shallow Hal – the greatest movie of this millennium.

Yeah, how old is this kid? No one dies in Glengarry Glen Ross, but I can’t see it holding the attention of a 10 year-old, either. No one dies in Best in Show, but the humor is probably too “adult” for most kids. And by “adult”, I mean “best understood by those who are 16 or older” and not “fart jokes and boobies”. Plus, Best in Show has some mentions of homosexuality and that slutty woman, which are probably OK for a 14 year-old, but maybe not for a 10 year-old, depending on the parents.

Although The Breakfast Club has been mentioned, I believe that most any 80s teen movie would work:

Sixteen Candles
The Breakfast Club
Pretty in Pink
Some Kind of Wonderful
Weird Science
The Pickup Artist

Although I believe that Hiding Out has a death - isn’t that why John Cryer is “hiding out”?

More’s the pity. Every time Julie Andrews opens her (von) trap, I start rooting for the Nazis.

That said, if I can’t have High Fidelity I want Pleasantville.

Lots of very good answers so far. One thing – to everyone looking for more details on Sheldon, let me clarify: When I originally posted “let’s pretend…”, I mean “Sheldon does not exist”. There is no sheltered kid out there. I’m just looking for opinions on what the best movie death-free movie out there is.

You killed Sheldon?
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Uh, The Producers doesn’t qualify. Remember the big bomb they planted under the crowded theater?

In a manner of speaking. But, it wasn’t caught on film, so it’s ok. :slight_smile:

Does qualify. :stuck_out_tongue: They planted the bomb late at night, after the theater was empty.

“Is this the slow fuse…or the fast fuse?”

Sorry to nitpick but

– in The Apartment, while there’s no death, Shirley McClaine’s character tries to commit suicide

– in Kramer vs. Kramer, Dustin Hoffman’s character mentions a co-worker who just committed suicide

– in The Last Picture Show, an important character–Sam the Lion–dies off-screen.

Oh, SUUUUUUURE!!! NOW you tell me. And I was trying to be kid-centric and everything. :stuck_out_tongue:
In that case:

An Ideal Husband
The Philadelphia Story
Anything with Tracy & Hepburn
Some Like it Hot
Bull Durham
It Happened One Night
The Natural

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Except the machine gun massacre of all those gangsters that sets the plot in motion.

Star Trek IV (the one with the whales)

Nobody dies. Some people are in dire situations but no deaths.

Chasing Amy - nobody dies and it’s a heck of a way to UNshelter a kid real fast. :wink:

The correct answer to this question, like so many questions involving movies, is The Iron Giant.

You would think this would be easy – just about any comedy, musical, animation…would qualify.

But for completeness, here’s the AFI Top 100 (satisfying the “quality” portion of the criteria), and from the top of my head their suitability:

  1. Citizen Kane No (Kane)
  2. Casablanca No
  3. The Godfather Definitely No
  4. Gone With the Wind No
  5. Lawrence of Arabia No
  6. The Wizard of Oz No (the WWW)
  7. The Graduate OK
  8. On the Waterfront Not sure
  9. Schindler’s List No
  10. Singin’ In the Rain OK
  11. It’s a Wonderful Life OK
  12. Sunset Boulevard No
  13. The Bridge on the River Kwai No
  14. Some Like It Hot OK (except for St Valentine’s Day as noted above)
  15. Star Wars No
  16. All About Eve OK
  17. The African Queen OK
  18. Psycho No
  19. Chinatown No
  20. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest No
  21. The Grapes Of Wrath Not sure
  22. 2001: A Space Odyssey No
  23. The Maltese Falcon No
  24. Raging Bull Not sure
  25. E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial OK
  26. Dr. Strangelove No
  27. Bonnie and Clyde No
  28. Apocalypse Now No
  29. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington OK (I think)
  30. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre No
  31. Annie Hall OK
  32. The Godfather Part II No
  33. High Noon No
  34. To Kill a Mockingbird No
  35. It Happened One Night OK
  36. Midnight Cowboy No
  37. The Best Years of Our Lives Not sure
  38. Double Indemnity No
  39. Doctor Zhivago No
  40. North By Northwest No
  41. West Side Story No
  42. Rear Window No
  43. King Kong No
  44. The Birth of a Nation No
  45. A Streetcar Named Desire OK
  46. A Clockwork Orange I don’t think anyone actually dies….
  47. Taxi Driver No
  48. Jaws No
  49. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs No
  50. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid No
  51. The Philadelphia Story OK
  52. From Here to Eternity No
  53. Amadeus No
  54. All Quiet on the Western Front No
  55. The Sound of Music OK
  56. MAS*H OK (since Painless doesn’t actually die)
  57. The Third Man No
  58. Fantasia OK
  59. Rebel Without A Cause No
  60. Raiders of the Lost Ark No
  61. Vertigo No
  62. Tootsie OK
  63. Stagecoach No
  64. Close Encounters of the Third Kind OK
  65. The Silence of the Lambs good god, No
  66. Network Not sure
  67. The Manchurian Candidate no
  68. An American In Paris OK
  69. Shane No
  70. The French Connection no
  71. Forrest Gump No
  72. Ben-Hur No
  73. Wuthering Heights No
  74. The Gold Rush OK
  75. Dances With Wolves No
  76. City Lights Not sure
  77. American Graffiti OK, if you don’t count the “where are they now” at the end.
  78. Rocky OK
  79. The Deer Hunter No
  80. The Wild Bunch No
  81. Modern Times OK
  82. Giant OK, I think
  83. Platoon No
  84. Fargo No
  85. Duck Soup OK
  86. Mutiny on the Bounty No
  87. Frankenstein No
  88. Easy Rider No
  89. Patton No
  90. The Jazz Singer OK
  91. My Fair Lady OK
  92. A Place in the Sun No
  93. The Apartment OK
  94. Goodfellas No
  95. Pulp Fiction No
  96. The Searchers No
  97. Bringing Up Baby OK
  98. Unforgiven No
  99. Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner OK
  100. Yankee Doodle Dandy OK

jsc1953, allow me to congratulate you on an ambitious effort. However (there’s always a however, isn’t there?), you have a few flawed passes.

In Yankee Doodle Dandy, Cohan pere dies onscreen.
In The African Queen, the Rev. Samuel Sayer dies.
The reason Mr. Smith Goes to Washington is to replace a senator who died in office.
In Guess Who’s coming to Dinner, Dr. Prentice happens to have lost his wife and son in a traffic accident (admittedly, some years in the past, but it is used to hiighlight his character).

OTOH, in City Lights, there’s no explicit statement that the Blind girl’s grandmother is not still living when The Little Tramp is released from jail.