I’m on pins and needles waiting for the next post.
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Didn’t the Clintons’ cat die anyway?
Sorry to say it, but apparently old Linus fooled around and this was the result.
At least with that guy and his shit-stirring gone we can start knitting this community back together.
These are tearable puns.
Why, you sew-and-sew!
Eh, put a sock in it, why doncha?
All we really need to know, is that they shoed the sock.
Hosed him down, they did.
Holy Socks! (it is Sunday, after all)
This thread has really gone down the tubes. 
I had another pun, but the dryer ate it.
Sock it to me!
Argyle report a sock pretty quickly.
I’m with you every step of the way.
Sock reported.
I think he’s too busy finding a surgeon willing to amputate his nutsack.
Aw dammit, that one was funny!