This thread knocked my socks off. Well, somebody’s socks.
(I was determined to get one last pun out of this!)
Are horse stockings anything like pony socks?
I’m going to toe the line and stop making terrible puns in this ATMB thread. I feel like a real heel.
Don’t feel bad, I’m sure the mods can take a little ribbing.
I think y’all have stretched this a bit too much-It’s gotten threadbare.
Oh, I see — we’re in to violent sox, are we? 
As much as I like puns, I’ll have to say this thread’s only hanging on by a thread now. Could a mod close it as the original question has been Answered? Thanks!
In other words, fold it up and put it away ---- or send it to the Land of Lost Socks. Until -------
Well, you know you don’t want things to unravel.
Too late!