I recently moved to a new city, by which I mean back to my old city of Roanoke, VA after a stint in the DC area. The day before I left, I went to my dentist for a final appointment. At the end of the appointment, she wanted to give me a referral to an oral surgeon for an issue I was having. She said, “I’m going to give you a referral to Fairfax Oral Surgery to handle [issue].”
I said, “Oh, I’m not going to be able to go to Fairfax Oral. Like I said, I’m moving tomorrow.”
My dentist: “Right, but you need to see an oral surgeon, and they’re the ones we work with.”
Me: “I understand, but I’m not going to be able to see them. I’m going to need to see an oral surgeon at my new location.”
Her: “I get that. I’m going to give you a written referral. I’m not going to send it into them.”
Me: “A written referral to Fairfax Oral Surgery?”
Her: “Yes. They’re who we work with.”
Me: “But I’m not going to be able to see them.”
This Who’s-On-First routine went on for over a minute before I finally clocked was that her point was that I could take the written referral to Fairfax Oral Surgery to the oral surgeon of my choice in my new town. She was taking for granted that this was obviously true. And, sure, it is, just like how a recommendation to use Tide laundry detergent works as a recommendation to use Cheer, or a 50% off coupon at Stefano’s pizza can be taken to Milani’s and work just as well. It’s a very intuitive concept.
Anyway, my question is, is my dentist insane, or is the physician referral system really so pants-shittingly stupid that a referral to another specialty has to be to a specific practice, regardless of the fact that the “to” information is absolutely meaningless and the referral can be transferred to anyone within the same specialty? When I get a prescription for contacts, it’s not a prescription-for-contacts-from-Jim’s-Contacts-but-also-you-can-take-it-anywhere. It’s a prescription for contacts. Is there really not such a thing as a referral to oral surgery, without specifying any specific practice?
(Also, if that really is how it works, to any dentists out there, I strongly recommend explaining it that way from the get-go. “I’m giving you a referral to Fairfax Oral Surgery, but you can take the referral to any oral surgeon you’d like. I’m just referring you to Fairfax Oral because the referral system is brain-meltingly stupid and I have to specify something even though it means literally nothing. You can go wherever you prefer.”)