Question for Beryl_Mooncalf

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I never get to be part of massive conspiracies/email campaigns. That’s it. I’m spearheading the next one.

My application is apparently pending. <glum>

As I am the person who raised the possibility of a typo, this statement has direct bearing on my integrity as a poster. Therefore, I wish to state for the record the following:

  1. I am not a crony of Bricker’s
  2. I am not a friend of Bricker’s.
  3. To the best of my knowledge, I have no relationship with Bricker other than that we both post on these message boards.
  4. I have received no instructions from Bricker, either by e-mail, orally, written, by signal, or in any other method, instructing me to make the post where I raised the possibility of a typo.

I further wish to state that I don’t believe your posts in this thread have been well reasoned, and that I don’t believe they have been honorable. I find repugnant your suggestion, in this thread, that disagreement with your position is due, not to honest differences, or even to honest error, but to a conspiracy headed by Bricker.

Look at the source, CAP’N. Do you really think BERYL’s opinion about anything bears on your integrity as a poster in any way? Don’t worry, it don’t.

JARBABY, let me explain. No, there is too much; let me sum up: BERYL is crazy as a shit house rat. One more thing BRICKER is right about. You’re now totally up to speed on the entire thread.

BRICKER, I am deeply hurt that you left me out of the e-mail campaign. I thought you said I was always in the cabal. But we’ll always have Kabul in the springtime, yes? Good times, good times . . . . (P.S. You are looking a little puffy. Try a cleansing masque.)

My apologies. Email sent under the usual code name of Raunchy Rachel is forwarded automatically to my PDA and the SDMB-alert is sounded. It would help if you used the special Clique Forum to announce any changes to this system. I’ve now made the same arrangements for Penis2big2use.

I always thought paragraph 4-6(a) was just boiler plate. Are we really going to do this?

Well, as much as I’d like to continue in my role as Puppet-Master and Lord High Everything Else, I do think it’s fair to stop the sarcastic mocking of Beryl long enough to say that, as should be obvious, there is no conspiracy, vast or otherwise. The people forming their opinions of you here, Beryl, are doing it on their own, without benefit of secret mandates from me.

Do you not find it odd, Beryl, that of all the people that have replied to this thread, not one has taken your side of the issue? If you were correct, and we wrong, doesn’t it make sense that ONE person, on a message board dedicated to fighting ignorance, would step forward to defend a correct position?

Isn’t there an inference to be drawn here?

  • Rick

:: jumping up and down ::

me !! Me!!! ME, MEMEMEMEME pick ME!!!

I love a gal that loves TPB!

Beryl keeps on using that word, I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

You know what stinks? Nobody ever hangs around message boards pretending to be corporate travel consultants.

dang. :frowning:

You know, ever since I was a kid, I’ve loved courtroom drama. Be it 12 angry men or b]A few good men**, I’m always riveted. Now, normally, my sympathy always go to the underdog, who comes up with something incredibly smart and hitherto unknown, just as the third act is drawing towards its end. Ah-ha, I think happy to see the evil cabal and hive mind behind Big Corp bite the dust.

This thread is almost as much fun, but it gives me mixed feeling, when I’m rooting for the big majority and thinking that the underdog is less than coherent and frankly seem to actually be an escapee from the loony bin.

I’m still entertained, though.

Sleep well, and dream of large women.

Excuse me, am I not part of ABC, the Anti Beryl Cabal? And where were my e-mails? Hmmm? Look, I know my head started to spin a bit quicker than my brethren, but still.

Heck, I’ve known corporate travel consultants who wouldn’t pretend to be corporate travel consultants.
sorry

STAND BY
A new credit list coming soon
featuring Mr B, who appears headed to take beryl’s here.
Good form Mr B. You have everything it takes , you are a retard, you Have the humor of a speeding duck fart, that fills the void left in the ducks gut after farting duck gas out its duck ass. Soon you’ll be a very successful village idiot in your own right” And Beryl is assuring you get the attenrion your “metoo” ass deserves! It’s end game,** my card was played prematurely** Your turn cometh Cranial constipation is your lot in life now.

Mr B, who appears headed to take beryl’s here.(place here)
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Mr B can’t talk his way into a traffic ticket, certainly “not take Beryl”, not that Beryl would be seen in his company, I have pride you know.

Does anyone have a translation?

Mr B
Which word do you not understand?

Probably most of them, when they are strung together in that particular order.

Are you writing free verse? Speaking in tongues? Maybe you’re just brainstorming, but honestly, your posts are more disturbing than receiving perfume from Shoko Asahara.