Mr. B
You’ve got your glasses on the wrong end again. Stand up and remove them.
Sure, I can help!
Chinese
待命A 新信用名单来很快以B 为特色先生, 看上去带领采取 beryl?s 这里。好形式先生B. You 有一切它采取, 你是减速, 你有一加速的鸭子fart 的幽默, 填装空隙左在鸭子食道在farting 鸭子气体以后在它的鸭子驴子之外。很快you?ll 是一个非常成功的村庄蠢货在你自己的权利? 并且Beryl 正在保证你得到你的 " metoo " 驴子该当的attenrion! It?s 末端游戏, 我的卡片过早地被演奏头盖骨便秘现在是你的全部在生活中的你的轮cometh 。
German
STEHEN Sie A die neue Gutschriftliste bereit, die Herrn kommt B bald, kennzeichnend, der vorangegangen aussieht, um beryl?s hier zu nehmen. Guter Form Herr B. You haben alles, das sie nimmt, Sie sind eine Verzögerung, Sie haben die Stimmung eines beschleunigenente fart, das die Lücke nach links im Entedarm füllt, nachdem es Entegas aus seinem Enteesel farting. Bald ist you?ll ein sehr erfolgreicher Dorfidiot in Ihrem eigenen Recht? Und Beryl versichert Ihnen, das attenrion daß erhalten Sie, das Ihr “metoo” Esel verdient! It?s Ende Spiel, meine Karte wurde vorzeitig Ihr Umdrehung cometh gespielt, das Schädelverstopfung Ihr Los im Leben jetzt ist.
Portugese
ESTEJA pela lista nova do crédito de A que vem logo caracterizando o Sr. B, que parece dirigido para fazer exame aqui de beryl?s. O Sr. bom B. Você do formulário tem tudo que faz exame, você é um retard, você tem o humor de um fart apressando-se do pato, que encha o vácuo à esquerda no gut dos patos após farting o gás do pato para fora de seu burro do pato. Logo o you?ll seja um idiot muito bem sucedido da vila em sua própria direita? E Beryl está assegurando-o que comece o attenrion que seu burro do “metoo” merece! O jogo da extremidade de It?s, meu cartão foi jogado prematuramente seu cometh que da volta o constipation cranial é seu lote na vida agora.
English to Chinese to English to German to English to Portugese to English
Requests makes It the new list of the name of the credit note waits comes B very making fast examination because a married man characteristic, has to like, thus leads to beryl assumes? s here. Good Mr. B. You whom of the form everything, that the accepted one, has it must be late for low, you have one acceleration the trend of fart of the duck, the wadding opening to the left in the Enteoesophagus in farting the gas of the duck later except its donkey of the duck. Very fast it? ll that one idiot extremely successful of the village is in you possesss to the right? E Beryl guarantees, attenrion to it that it constituted it, that you gain “metoo” to the donkey! It? The terminal game of s, my map, that is cranium premature of the games the blockade now you, completely turn it in cometh of the life.
I hope that helped.
Well I think there is a little humility due to a few here, especially
waverly, who was brushed aside with an undeserved insult to his character. This isn’t being nice, just fair. And everyone else, if you earned a spot in the muck of shame, spin off. ==============================================
Waverly…posts
Just checking in to see if Beryl is still:
- avoiding my question… check
- refusing to elaberate on his accusatin of lying… check
OK. All set here. Carry on.
[public ignore]elaborate on his accusation (dude, you’re
suppose to be better than that)
*Waverly, you didn’t deserve being called a liar the second time,
that was a bit harsh. Everyone else has earned what they got, but, you received undeserved attention. That said, FO.
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*Another got off the list because beryl found out he was a country boy. Country boys can put a pop knot on your head so big you’ll need a size 40DD bra to carry it about. I’ve seen country boy’s giving popknots so well the calves try nursing on them. See Beryl’s law
Beryl’s law, “Messin’ with a country boy is as dumb as a 'Dallas blonde”.
Bricker, I have said enough to cause you to see inside where you are probably afraid to look (polyps and such)
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Mr. B spew,
“Better put your money where your keyboard is.”
That’s your problem, trying to enter data on your money?- Toilet log. Money, said $$ $$ $$ ?? $$ You know, now that you said that, I wonder how much it would be worth to find out if old beryl is lying or not. Everyone else, please remain out suggestion if you want it to develop, but Mr. B has mouth in abundance, not money. I’ll give you a while to consider this. )Holding)
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Mr. B spew
BTW: I am 6’5".
*Yeah Mr B, Yeah, I keep telling you that high heels]?? should be removed before measuring.
You know Mr. B. You disappoint me, you climb on board and spew, and I think "here is some challenge, but, you then go flatter than Jodi’s dildo after a blind date. You just sit there sputtering what? what? what does that mean? what? Someone translate. Dork.
More B spew (not Beef stew) about (white grain anti-flatulent) .
BTW: WGAF
(with giant arthritic feet)
(winded, goofy and fat)
(willing guys are fabulous)
(without grunting and farting)
(With gonorrhea and fleas)
(Witless great asinine farce)
(White gerbil ass farmer)
(Wild goose ass fupper)
(Wild goat are fabulous)
(what great ass freighters)
(Weird girls are flat)
(Weird girls aren’t flat)
(Weird guys are favorable)
Which is it, I’m stumped.
Did I get it right?
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Mr b
My application is apparently pending.
I think it was when you said “Honest Officer, I’m only helping this here sheep over the fence…that’s all I’m doing” You should have had your pants up. and not be singing “Home on the range” to the little lamb
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More B’s
Are you writing free verse? Speaking in tongues? Maybe you’re just brainstorming, but honestly, your posts are more disturbing than receiving perfume from Shoko Asahara.
Can you say “turd trap” try again, Turd Trap. T’-urd rhymes with bird. T-rap rhyme with crap.
???
“but Bricker said someone was crazier than a shithouse rat,”
- he made a typo, if you tell him that’s illegal, he meant he ate one, or if that works too, he meant he mated one, or he dated one, depends on what his cronies think of when they offer suggestions*
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Another alphanumeric nitwit “me too”. thought Beryl keeps on using that word, I do not think it means what he thinks it means.
*You mean "typo?"I thought it meant accidental typing, not incidental typing.
a warrior posts
You know what stinks? Nobody ever hangs around message boards pretending to be corporate travel consultants.
And I thought he smelled the rat too.
Didn’t bricker take you for enough of a ride? You didn’t get off the ground, or go anywhere, but still, allot of fancy false scenery flew by the windows, fooling many into believing they were going somewhere. So give some credit to the windbag travel association and brick club.
A crony posted
As I am the person who raised the possibility of a typo, this statement has direct bearing on my integrity as a poster. Therefore, I wish to state for the record the following:
- I am not a crony of Bricker’s
- I am not a friend of Bricker’s.
- To the best of my knowledge, I have no relationship
with Brickerother than that we
both post on these message boards. - I have received no instructions from Bricker, either
by e-mail, orally, written,
by signal, or in any other method,instructing me to make
the post where I raised the possibility of a typo. Me thinks ye…
Hey Jimmy, see if there is a tie to Clinton, this sounds
familiar
Ya know, if you couldn’t tell from my earlier posts, Beryl, what I was looking for was:
- an answer to my question on grammar and typos
- justification for your accusation of lying
When you are pretending to be a lawyer, don’t your imaginary witnesses answer imaginary direct questions? Doesn’t your illusionary judge get pissed off when you accuse someone of lying but don’t produce any evidence?
Looking at how your posting style has evolved over the course of this thread, beginning with coherent pretend lawyer speak which quickly becomes incoherent babbling, I’ve come to the conclusion you are putting us on. When one attention seeking device is removed, you seek another. I hope you are content with your new role as the board side-show freak. I, for one, won’t be giving you any more attention.
Shayna
etw schönreden das Spanferkel
Waverly
Thank you. You danced well.
To those who question Beryl the Barrister I say to you this Bricker, he is like a wild donkey and God will roast his stomach in hell. The rest of you bask in illusion, but you are now in Beryl’s trap and deserve only to be beaten with shoes - you are all in a quagmire from which you can never emerge except dead
Beryl, I implore you, from this point only answer reasonable questions
I don’t really have much to add, except that I’m afraid people may have missed the best four words to come out of this entire thread:
Daniel
Beryl’s mega-writing a few posts up made my eyes hurt. It’s probably because something’s wrong with me. My brain hurts too. It’s all too much og smash your bases are burning to us.
I can just see Beryl the Barrister submit legal documents written like this. It’s probably very succesful. People will sign anything looking like that, in the hope that it will go away.
Okay, I’ve read the entire thread, and I’m a bit confused on one point: Is Beryl_Mooncalf as crazy as a shit-house rat or crazier than a shit-house rat?
Crazier.
Implying otherwise is an insult to outhouse rodentia everywhere.
Dammit. I knew I should have bolded the “he” in that before I posted it.
Curses! Foiled again!
You guys better watch what you’re saying. Clearly, Beryl is making his detailed enemies list.
When he gets out of the joint, he’s totally going to go “Pelican Bay” on your asses.
On the other hand, he will probably defend himself and pull a life sentence.
Who predicted this thread would go six pages? Whoever it was, give yourself a hand!
Beryl - again I would ask: is there any inference to be drawn from the fact that not one poster here seems to think you’re making cogent arguments? This, on a board dedicated to fighting ignorance? Doesn’t it suggest to you that maybe - just maybe - you should rethink your position here?
- Rick
Wow, what an epic meltdown. He seems to flip flop between coherant (yet wrong) and incoherant babbling to the extent that it almost seems like split personalities or bipolar or something. Of course, both of his personalities have something in common, an absolute failure to comprehend the law. And of course, both act like assholes, attacking anyone and everyone, even the posters that have tried to gently nudge him towards not posting (at least until the meds kick in). I honestly can’t believe he is still participating.
Let this be a lesson to any others who have the idea of misrepresenting themselves on these boards. Be careful or you might just end up losing your mind, as our friend Beryl unfortunately has.
And hats off to the real lawyers in this thread for putting this liar in his place.
I just read this whole thread. I wanted you all to know that.
If you take just Beryl’s posts and paste them into a single document, it reads like the Crash Log of a machine that’s going through a Kernel Panic. I’m expecting his next post to be along the lines of:
Exception: EXC_BAD_ACCESS (0x0001)
Codes: KERN_PROTECTION_FAILURE (0x0002) at 0x00000010
Thread 0 Crashed:
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Beryl, I may contact you should I ever need to recommend an attorney to my worst enemy.
OK, ya’ll have hit six pages.
Now stop - anymore any I won’t win the pool.
Thank you.
I dunno – this panty hamster air biscuit is still undecided on the arguments.
Daniel
Why Did Beryl go so far with this.
First of all, we know, or should know, Beryl is an apparition. He, Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tit fairy, are all cut from the same vaporcloth. Just so we all remember, Beryl exists only as excited electrons on that screen before you. Listen closely, I’ll knock on the inside now. (knock)
Very early on in the tread in the pit a warning was received that there would be more a single person “against you from his camp”. Since I am only half of Beryl, (that is, ?Beryl is a project at times, and I am allowed to drive him at others,) The other half supposed that the warning meant “defense” not interference. That is water well under the bridge though, and it isn’t the precipitate of what happened.
I have seen far too many examples of individual (apparition) attacks against other persons (apparitions) in the pit. I suppose the fact that I shared Beryl prevented the development of the realism surrounding the society that others find in this cyberspace. I was particular charges by what I saw as cowardice by many taking pot shots at other individuals here, and doing it in a very cruel way. Never mind Beryl, he deserves the heat, after all, he gave it. I’m talking about those who climb on the bandwagon piling on with the words they would never think of using in a face to face situation.
The problem is that there are more than a few around here who cross the line into the “believing” in their apparition, and its position within the board. When this happens, and the little bitch with the big mouths start spewing words designed to destroy, instead of correct, I have wanted to stop right there and blast the vixens ass. Yet others jump on and quickly tell the person how much they like, or dislike her or that because of what was said, or done for another, at some time, eons ago. When that special effort is made to hurt another, the one delivering the punch as well as the recipient are reclassified as dirt bags.
There were three similar threads in this area recently, all because of stupid worthless crap like birthday cards, and the such. Blast your andlord, your car, your boss, your government, but stop and think before blasting a person, especially one who has not treated you as beryl has
And while that subject is open, What you saw was a deliberate attempt by beryl to reverse the flow of the board, by forcing the individuals joining in to become defensive, and therefore, not as offensive. At that time, there was no discussion open (in our view) and it was apparent any would be short circuited. There was one option left, and that cyber-kazi. Or, Torpedo the fat boy. Roll him in the mud and do it long enough to have some of it stick for a while. If you think about it, it is foolish for a member who has “lived” within this world for any period of time, to chance a wallow in the mud. If he wins, it is said “he is supposed to”. So he really doesn’t win. If he ooses, he is looked at as a real dolt. He looses more than he could win under any means. Merely keeping him in the mud for a week or more caused a loss of sorts.
At this time I could care less about proving anything, at least for Beryl credibility, but, If I ever hear the words, Escrow, Charity, Donation, Verification. I might be interested for the sake of the charity, that is, if this person has any “donation”.
I hope at least some of you, who experienced the reversal of a pitting, will consider torching another it in a positive way from this time on. There is little accomplished from behind your keyboard unless it is received and accepted, by the target.
Beryl showed that. But remember, Beryl is an apparition. Sometimes this fact is forgotten, and many live vicariously in this world. The result could be more than you really intended in those cases. Flame cars, bosses, politicians, Beryls and the like, but not other individuals for being “a bitch” (all women at one time or another, have had their “I’m an bitch” hat on. Give them a chance.)
I suppose another reason I reacted so hard is how deeply I detest cowards This from another event in my life when I was a 20 year old kid returning from southeast Asia after experiencing the war in Vietnam. Coming home, we had to travel in uniform to catch the “freedom bird”.(the only way home) I landed in my clean, pressed, decorated uniform, the one my country made me wear, (selective service) an E-5, with pretty colored ribbons and my CIB. That CIB made you a God. (That is the only thing i still have to this day) And I hate San Francisco to this day too, because of what happened at that airport.
Some stupid, mouthy hippies dippie shits, decided to make me an example of what the child killing. woman raping, murdering asshole US Army deserved(their words). I was pelted with trash and half eaten hamburgers all because I was wearing my countries uniform. There I stood, just a few days out of the jungle, reaching for weapon that wasn’t there. My return from Vietnam, Republic of, Welcome home. Meet the nice welcome home committee. I must have given them a look so clear that my mind;s intent, and how pissed off 'I was getting became apparent. They left quickly and I went and cleaned ketsup off my pants. As I said, to this day, I hate everything about S.F.
Forgotten almost, Until a little toilet mouth trollop brought back memories of that event. Call it transferred intent, but It is was not hard to tell the worthless little trollop what she did to me that day in SF. I have a sore spot for cowards that sit back and allow others to do their dirty work, and run their fat mouth, exercising a right that they have never had to pay for, and probably have no idea the cost already paid by others for it. To that twit mouthed guttersnipe in SF on that June night, I hope your breast have sagged to the floor, and I hope you step on them frequently
I’m off for 7 days Saturday, so flame away until then. but for days after that, it looks like I’ll be absent to fire back. Please, lay off individuals, who have done nothing more serious that being an occasional bitch, or occasionally become a jerk. You have Beryl who can stand with the best of them for a couple of more days, so feel free to practice, but expect in kind return treatment. I’ve been in worse situations , even scared shitless ones I assure you.
Aw, a social experiment just for us. How sweet of you Beryl. It doesn’t stop you from being an idiot though. You, your apparition, and your real life honest to goodness self. They’re all idiots. I don’t mean that as an insult. I truly believe that.
Live with that.